Swagger got Hammered and Trashed

[wfkkid2]

Walking out of a mall in his hometown of Perry, Oklahoma was the All American Jack Swagger. Jack was currently in a car garage looking for his moms minivan. He saw from a distance that the car was parked in a dark corner a little ways ahead. As Jack got to the van and proceeded to open the door, "HEY JACK." Jack turned around to see Michelle McCool running towards him with a smile on her face.

"I was just going to my car over there in the upper level and I just caught a glimpse of you." Michelle told Jack and continued, "I didn't think I'd be running into you though." Jack didn't know that Michelle indeed knew he was there already. As Jack conversed with Michelle, unknown to him a figure waited in the darkness. "Hey I think there's someone in the dark over there," Michelle whispered to Jack.

Jack then approaches the other side of his car cautiously and makes a fist and then rushes the darkness. However, no one's there, so Jack backs up slowly to the back of the car. Suddenly "AAHHH," Jack screams in pain as he's struck by a sledgehammer. "Down Goes Swagger, Down Goes Swagger," says none other than The Game HHH, who starts to laugh at Jack. HHH bends down and says, "how's it going Jackie, huh, how's your day going for you?"

HHH sarcastically ask Jack, who's thriving in pain, but then HHH stands back up and strikes Jack again. "AAAHHHH," Jack screams, McCool just watching, smirks and says, "you better hurry Paul." "Go ahead and get the car, I gotta take out some trash," HHH told McCool, who does as she told and runs off to get the car. HHH then picks Jack up and sees a nearby trashcan and walks towards it with Jack.

HHH then throws Jack into the half-filled trash can and laughs as Michelle drives up to them. "I gotta go Jackie, but don't worry we'll continue your lesson of not to mess with me on Sunday." HHH tells Jack and then walks to the waiting car. "Bye Jack," Michelle yells out and then she speeds out of the car garage. The two leaving the broken All American-American Jack Swagger in the trash where he belongs.

[Nixon]

I wanted to be thrown out a window. When I saw mall I got happy being thrown at a window in a mall. D:

[wfkkid2]

Jack has somehow managed to turn the himself and the trashcan over, so he could get help. As he was crawling towards his van, screeching of a car could be heard. Jack however was in too much pain to notice that the screeching was right beside him. "You know, since we're near a mall, how about we go shopping?" Jack looks up to see who just asked him such a ridiculous question.

It was none other than HHH, the man who just destroyed him, Jack looked and saw that Michelle was also there in the car. It appears that HHH and Michelle came back to give Jack another beating. "I mean we're guest in your home town aren't we Jackie?" HHH asked Jack, while helping The broken man to his feet and continued, "but on second thought." "I could just throw your head through your van window," HHH says with a smile on his face.

Michelle then gets out the car, while Hunter holds Jack and she kicks him in the balls. Jack kneels in pain and is picked back up by HHH and, "I need new shoes, Paul." Michelle declares and says, "let's go shoe shopping," Michelle then starts to walk back towards an elevator that would take them to mall level. HHH and Jack in tow, "look we're just doing some window shopping and then we're leaving!" HHH tells Michelle in which she replies, "okay," and once they reached mall level, all eyes were on them.

Then the trio starts to walk out into the crowd, hearing the whispers, "The Game, HHH, McCool and that Angle wannabe." Then some kids came up to the three asking for autographs, which HHH and Michelle both signed. The kids then looked at Swagger and said, "you suck," making both HHH and Michelle laugh. There were more autographs and even pictures taken as two walked and one was staggering along the mall. Then they stop at a shoe store and Michelle enters.

"You know what Jack, I've already beaten you two times and I'm gonna beat you again on Sunday!" HHH tells Jack, who's still in a tremendous amount of pain, struggling to stand up straight. "The reason that I'm the best in this company is because I'm better than everybody else." HHH declares to Jack, "It didn't matter what your record was when I destroyed you the first two times."HHH said to Jack, "I found me these perfect little heels that I could wear this Sunday after I beat Maryse." Michelle said as she came out the store, "well Jack I guess that ends this little shopping trip of ours, we really appreciate you showing us around, so yeah."

HHH said and then suddenly he throws Jack Swagger through the shoe store window. "May I escort the beautiful lady out the store?" HHH asked Michelle with his arm out for her to take. " Yes you may," Michelle says and takes The Game's arm, thus the two make there way out of the mall, while getting stared at the whole way by a massive crowd of people.

[Nixon]

*claps*