Post by Cookiezone2 on Nov 28, 2010 23:35:44 GMT -5
As Orton starts to leave the arena he gets an urgent call from Primo, "Randy, there's an emergency, come to your locker room, now. Goldust and I are already here!" Randy puts down his cell phone and rushes to his locker room. What could the emergency be? Could either of them be hurt? Is the police catching on for when they broke into the bakery? So many thoughts cross Randy's mind as he finally makes it to his locker room, with Primo and Goldust standing there... uninjured.
Randy catches his breath and then asks, "What's the emergency?" "It's weird Randy, but we all won our matches today!" Orton starts to catch his breath and once he hears that he gives Primo a look of anger. "You... you called me here for THAT!?!? How is that an emergency?" "We never win on the same day, it's a miracle when Goldust wins at all!" Goldust gives Primo a look of betrayal when he says that. "What I'm trying to say is... I think there was something in those cookies we made!"
Randy looks disappointed at Primo. "Primo... did you put steroids in the cookies!?!" "No, I didn't!" Primo and Randy slowly turn their head toward Goldust. "I didn't do anything.... well I kind of added a special kind of sugar... I found in the bakery" "DAMMIT GOLDUST! Why would you put that in the cookies? Why do chefs have steroids anyway!?!" As they think about that, Goldust speaks up, "I heard it's in their hat-" "ENOUGH ABOUT THE HATS! There's only one way to find out if there were steroids in the cookies or not! I must summon the ancient Cookie God and ask him!" Randy bows down and starts muttering, "Cookies, om nom nom nom, c is for cookie, mmmmm, good enough for me" Slowly the background behind Orton changes as he is now in the presence of the God of Cookies!
"Cookie Monster... were there any steroids in the cookies that we ate?" After a moment of silence the Cookie Monster speaks up, "COOKIES, no steroids in cookies, a steroid can somehow look like a C, but it is not as good as a cookie! I leave you Orton with this cookie, use it wisely!" Orton is now back in the locker room and is next to Primo and Goldust. Randy... Randy... I've always loved you Randy! Oh wait... he's not dead." Randy stands up with a new found power. "He said there were no steroids, but he gave us this!" Randy holds up the cookie that Cookie Monster gave him. "It's a double chocolate chip, all the way!" "But what does it mean!"
Randy puts the cookie into his cookie jar. "Everything has been solved now! We didn't win because the cookies had steroids in them, we won because the cookies helped us! Now that we have all that sorted out, why were you guys in my locker room in the first place?" "Me and Primo like to watch you change after shows, and then we stay here and hug your dirty clothes." "DAMMIT GOLDUST! He's lying, you can't believe this guy Randy, he almost put steroids in our cookies!" Orton looks up at Primo, "Primo, why do you have a tattoo of me on your leg?" Primo tries to find an answer, "It's cause... I was drunk! And when I'm drunk I think you... uhm I mean..." Before Primo could finish Randy walks away from both of them.
Randy catches his breath and then asks, "What's the emergency?" "It's weird Randy, but we all won our matches today!" Orton starts to catch his breath and once he hears that he gives Primo a look of anger. "You... you called me here for THAT!?!? How is that an emergency?" "We never win on the same day, it's a miracle when Goldust wins at all!" Goldust gives Primo a look of betrayal when he says that. "What I'm trying to say is... I think there was something in those cookies we made!"
Randy looks disappointed at Primo. "Primo... did you put steroids in the cookies!?!" "No, I didn't!" Primo and Randy slowly turn their head toward Goldust. "I didn't do anything.... well I kind of added a special kind of sugar... I found in the bakery" "DAMMIT GOLDUST! Why would you put that in the cookies? Why do chefs have steroids anyway!?!" As they think about that, Goldust speaks up, "I heard it's in their hat-" "ENOUGH ABOUT THE HATS! There's only one way to find out if there were steroids in the cookies or not! I must summon the ancient Cookie God and ask him!" Randy bows down and starts muttering, "Cookies, om nom nom nom, c is for cookie, mmmmm, good enough for me" Slowly the background behind Orton changes as he is now in the presence of the God of Cookies!
"Cookie Monster... were there any steroids in the cookies that we ate?" After a moment of silence the Cookie Monster speaks up, "COOKIES, no steroids in cookies, a steroid can somehow look like a C, but it is not as good as a cookie! I leave you Orton with this cookie, use it wisely!" Orton is now back in the locker room and is next to Primo and Goldust. Randy... Randy... I've always loved you Randy! Oh wait... he's not dead." Randy stands up with a new found power. "He said there were no steroids, but he gave us this!" Randy holds up the cookie that Cookie Monster gave him. "It's a double chocolate chip, all the way!" "But what does it mean!"
Randy puts the cookie into his cookie jar. "Everything has been solved now! We didn't win because the cookies had steroids in them, we won because the cookies helped us! Now that we have all that sorted out, why were you guys in my locker room in the first place?" "Me and Primo like to watch you change after shows, and then we stay here and hug your dirty clothes." "DAMMIT GOLDUST! He's lying, you can't believe this guy Randy, he almost put steroids in our cookies!" Orton looks up at Primo, "Primo, why do you have a tattoo of me on your leg?" Primo tries to find an answer, "It's cause... I was drunk! And when I'm drunk I think you... uhm I mean..." Before Primo could finish Randy walks away from both of them.