Post by Cookiezone2 on Apr 2, 2011 19:27:07 GMT -5
It is time for the cookie man with the cookie plan to take on his former Tag Team Partner! And out comes the former AWE Undisputed Champion, and the current Cookie King, King Randall who is carrying his trustee cookie jar at his side. Clutching it to his side, Randall is focused on the ring, and focused on defeated his former tag team partner. With the thunderous ovation of boos from the crowd, Orton climbs into the ring. Rolling the top off of his jar of cookies, Randall pulls out a cookie, a microphone, and a long piece of paper with some writing on it. He eats the piece of paper but quickly spits it out, guess he forgot that wasn't a cookie, but he eats the actual cookie right afterwards. But instead of putting the top back on the cookie jar, Randall grabs all the cookies, all 1337 of them, and spills them on the mat. Now he picks up the microphone, but he also picks up the piece of paper with the writing on it, "Written on this piece of paper, is an incantation, which will make my cookie army rise! C is for Cookie... Good Enough for Me... C is for Cookie... Good Enough for Me... Cookie Cookie Cookie Starts with C!" Randall throws the piece of paper into the audience and drops to his knees. To the crowd, it just looks like some mentally retarded man on his knees surrounded by cookies. But to Randall, he sees his cookies grow legs and cookie swords in one arm, and a cookie shield in the other. They all rush to the front of the Cookie King to protect him from who's about to come out.
A cookie army member hands Orton the mic, but to the fans they just see Randall grabbing the mic. "Austin! Come here and face me and my cookie army! I carried you in our tag team, and when I noticed this, I attacked you during your match with Shelton. You said that after we lost the tag titles, you'd kick my ass, we lost the tag titles, and you didn't do anything! So instead of waiting, I kicked your bald ass. You think this is about me running over the Undertaker, no no no Austin, while Taker welcomed you with open arms, I thought we could've done without you. It was your drunk ass that caused the end of the Ministry, so Austin come out here and accept my match for Confrontation! Cookie army... ASSEMBLE!" Randall stays kneeled waiting, as the imaginary cookie army surrounds their King, waiting for Austin to arrive.
A cookie army member hands Orton the mic, but to the fans they just see Randall grabbing the mic. "Austin! Come here and face me and my cookie army! I carried you in our tag team, and when I noticed this, I attacked you during your match with Shelton. You said that after we lost the tag titles, you'd kick my ass, we lost the tag titles, and you didn't do anything! So instead of waiting, I kicked your bald ass. You think this is about me running over the Undertaker, no no no Austin, while Taker welcomed you with open arms, I thought we could've done without you. It was your drunk ass that caused the end of the Ministry, so Austin come out here and accept my match for Confrontation! Cookie army... ASSEMBLE!" Randall stays kneeled waiting, as the imaginary cookie army surrounds their King, waiting for Austin to arrive.
