Where is my TV time????

[somegoofydude]

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The music of Mike Knox blares over the speakers as he makes his way onto the stage sporting his brand new t-shirt



Knox begins to gently massage his amazing beard as he grabs a mic and starts to click his shoes together as he begins to talk

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There is no place like home... there is no place like home... there is no place like home! I have followed the yellow brick road of the AWE is it has brought me to my true home, AWE television! Last weekend I addressed the AWE universe via satellite and now I am ready to address the fans and my Knox-blockers in person because lets face it I am made for TV. I had one match in AWE, ONE MATCH, and already I have my own t-shirt on AWEshop.com. Look at this thing, isn't it amazing! I mean think about how many times Vance Archer has lost on tv, does he have his own tshirt? The higher ups of AWE have realized that they are sitting on an absolute goldmine with me. All week people have been telling me "Hey Knox way to get your ass kicked last week on TV!" "Knox you suck" "Hey looks it's the next AWE jobber!" You know what I have to say about that? Thank you..... thank you for the insults, thank you for the hate. Fact of the matter is I am getting a reaction. People listen to what I say and actually watch my matches. In the words of Charlie Sheen I call that 'winning!' It's only a matter of time before I begin to climb up the ladder of Smackdown, only a matter of time before I earn a title and only a matter of time before Chuck Norris jokes are replaced with Mike Knox jokes. That why I am asking the Smackdown GM a spot on this weeks show. I don't care what role I am in. A match.. a manger.. a guest referee... hell I can even be at ringside ready to hug Archer after another loss I don't care. I just want to be on TV, I am made for TV and let's face it.. the AWE needs me on TV


Mike Knox is on stage and awaits a response [/b][/center]

[Cookiezone2]

Someone wants TV Time? Looks like a job for... SUPER ULTRA GM COOKIE MONSTER! This time the Cookie Monster comes out to the ring, dancing to 'Just Dance' that he's listening to on his iPod. It seems as if the Cookie Monster is a fan of Lady Gaga, hopefully he doesn't become biased towards Team Gaga. "JUST DANCE! I mean uhhh... you want TV time my bearded homie? Well I have an opponent for you! There is a certain person in the back that says he lost his joint inside your beard.... no it's not Jeff Hardy... or Fat- I mean Matt Hardy... it's Rob Van Dam!" Cookie points at the entrance way, and waits for Rob to come and accept the match.

[Jeter Sheen]

The Music of smackdowns newest superstar RVd hits he walks to the ring and grabs a mic."Now Mike I'm glad you want tv time because I need to make my smackdown debut so know you and your beard can bring it because after tonight you won't be able to repair anything.So thank me Mr.Wednesday Nights Rob Van Dam." The crowd cheers for rvd as he walks out the ring and up the ramp looks back and does a pose.

[AntDaGamer]

(PP Awarded sorry it was late only a chosen few promos are getting pp for last week congratulations)