Post by Cookiezone2 on Mar 29, 2011 18:28:06 GMT -5
(Ant, also give some PP to Perfect, he wrote a lot of this promo)
With dead silence in the air, it looks like Goldust needs to break it. So he signals for his music to hit, as he walks out to the ring, and the crowd erupts as if they've never seen such a sight as Goldust. The gold paint glimmers off of him, making it seem like he's a magic pony, a magic pony with Poker Face as his theme song! The former Hardcore, ECW, and now WCW Champion gets in the ring as roses are thrown at him, the crowd loves him. "The AWE needs a new team, and I've got one! This team will dominate, and hopefully not break up in one day." Goldust puts on his sad panda face, as the crowd also puts on their sad panda face, they feel sorry for him. "Without anymore waiting, here is MY tag team partner!" Goldust points at the entrance as the crowd waits to see who it is. And out comes the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels!
Shawn gets in the ring, and shakes Goldust's hand, as Goldust also gives him the microphone. "Well, look what we've got here. The Heart Break Kid, and the Fabulous one in the same ring! You may be wondering, why did I decide to team with Goldust? The answer is simple, he likes cookies, he's sexy, and he likes Lady Gaga!" Shawn rips off his shirt to reveal a shirt that says 'Team Gaga' and Goldust puts a sticker on his gold suit thing that also says 'Team Gaga.' "So we want to challenge a tag team for the next Confrontation. And that tag team will be... The Rough Ryders! Because we're Golden... oh wait, that's taken. Because we're sexy, fabulous, and we're bluffin with our muffins!" Goldust drops the microphone, and him and Shawn wait in the ring for an answer from the Rough Ryders. Will they accept Team Gaga's challenge?
With dead silence in the air, it looks like Goldust needs to break it. So he signals for his music to hit, as he walks out to the ring, and the crowd erupts as if they've never seen such a sight as Goldust. The gold paint glimmers off of him, making it seem like he's a magic pony, a magic pony with Poker Face as his theme song! The former Hardcore, ECW, and now WCW Champion gets in the ring as roses are thrown at him, the crowd loves him. "The AWE needs a new team, and I've got one! This team will dominate, and hopefully not break up in one day." Goldust puts on his sad panda face, as the crowd also puts on their sad panda face, they feel sorry for him. "Without anymore waiting, here is MY tag team partner!" Goldust points at the entrance as the crowd waits to see who it is. And out comes the Heart Break Kid Shawn Michaels!
Shawn gets in the ring, and shakes Goldust's hand, as Goldust also gives him the microphone. "Well, look what we've got here. The Heart Break Kid, and the Fabulous one in the same ring! You may be wondering, why did I decide to team with Goldust? The answer is simple, he likes cookies, he's sexy, and he likes Lady Gaga!" Shawn rips off his shirt to reveal a shirt that says 'Team Gaga' and Goldust puts a sticker on his gold suit thing that also says 'Team Gaga.' "So we want to challenge a tag team for the next Confrontation. And that tag team will be... The Rough Ryders! Because we're Golden... oh wait, that's taken. Because we're sexy, fabulous, and we're bluffin with our muffins!" Goldust drops the microphone, and him and Shawn wait in the ring for an answer from the Rough Ryders. Will they accept Team Gaga's challenge?