The Return of Funk

[sotonian]

Terry Funk's music hits unexpectedly.



"Its been a long 3 months since i was standing in this ring, bleeding at the hands of Ziggler and McIntyre. seeing Ziggler lift the WCW Championship makes me think that i pushed myself too far, the guy obviously has a lot of talent, and maybe, just maybe better than me at my peak."

"But, then again, i was never the best technical wrestler around...However, give me a steel chair a sledge hammer or few trash cans and im the most dangerous person in this business!"

"And, as an ECW legend, i want that ECW title. Now, im not expecting it to be handed to me on a plate i will work my way towards it. But make no mistake, it WILL be mine"

"For now? an open challenge to anyone back in that locker room for a extreme rules first blood match"

[Cookiezone2]

What kind of Hardcore son of a b*tch is going to answer this challenge!?! Oh my god, the Poker Face has just started playing, business is about to pick up here! And out comes the Fabulous Icon Goldust, and he's here to confront the Hardcore Icon Terry Funk. With the crowd on their feet, Goldust has his Poker Face on as he slides oh so smoothly into the ring, and comes face to face with Terry Funk. "Funk, Terry... Terry Funky, be careful what you wish for, cause you just might get... ME!" Posing for the crowd after that, roses begin to flood the ring, the new Heart & Soul of Smackdown sure does get support from everyone. (unlike me ) "So Terry, let's get Funky in the middle of this ring, on Confrontation. But remember Terry, I don't have blood, I am filled with glitters and cupcakes, so you can't win! And you will always remember the name of.... GOLDUST!" Breathing out into Mr. Funkys face, Poker Face plays one more time, as Goldust begins to dance his way out of the ring.

[sotonian]

"You know what? That suits me just fine. What better way to make a return than an easy match against some deranged freak?!"

[Cookiezone2]

The happy Goldust, now turns into a sad panda, as he crawls to the corner and begins the sit down. Sucking his thumb, he rocks back and forth as tears flow down his face. "You hurt my feelings!" The crowd begins to sing 'You're The Best Around' to try and cheer up Goldust, but his feeling seem to be permanently damaged.

[AntDaGamer]

(Official - but off the record to Terry's Manager the ECW title is property of RAW but you can always go for Hardcore its open - unless i trade you)