Post by Empire Ryder on Feb 27, 2011 12:59:52 GMT -5
If it wasn't for the vague outline of lockers against the walls, one could have assumed Scott Stanford was broadcasting via satellite from a rave party in downtown Long Island, however that certainly wasn't the case. The Rough Ryders, Yoshi Tatsu and Zack Ryder, were in fact throwing a party of their own, an electrifying celebration of orgasmic proportions as Yoshi Tatsu was fist pumping like a champion, sandwiched between two largely breasted women, and loving every second of it. Zack Ryder on the other hand was nodding his head to the music, his sunglasses reflecting the beautiful ladies in front of him as Scott Stanford looked to grab a quick interview with the People's Woo, Woo, Woo'er. "Hello AWE Universe, I'm Scott Stanford here with Yoshi Tatsu and Zack Ryder here giv---"
Before Stanford could finish his statement Zack Ryder grabbed the microphone directly from his hand. "1-0 Brahma Brah!" He smiles, chewing gum as the two ladies reflecting off his sunglasses begin to rub against each other. "Okay hoes, it's time to get serious." They stopped as Zack Ryder brought the bridge of his sunglasses down to look directly at the camera with a piercing look. "We may not be the toughest faction, or have our hands stuck in a cookie jar, but Yoshi and I? Just look at US." Yoshi continued to be sandwiched between the two curvaceous women as Zack Ryder allowed the camera man to get a glimpse of what was going on. "Bro, we have the tans, we have the physiques, and we have the ALL the babes just wanting to be with us, but most of all? We have brand new haircuts." Zack Ryder points at his head with his free hand. "King of Ring? Pssh, that's for pussies who can't even hold their own jock straps. You don't see Randy Orton rubbing his pleasure stick against hot babes like Yoshi is, do you? Exactly, and why is that? Bro, just look." He points at Yoshi's brand new hair cut, which both women were totally into. "Since he got his brand new hair cut, Yoshi's been a force! You saw how he handled that battle royal, he was in the zone. THE FREAKIN' ZONE."
Stanford, looking to question this, "What is 'the zone?'"
Zack Ryder immediately took off his shades and gave him a stern glare as the entire room got silent. "BRO, YOU SERIOUS?" Spitting his gum in Stanford's face, Ryder pushes Scott Stanford out of the scene, allowing the party to continue. "The zone is a height of athleticism that no ordinary being can achieve. When you're in that zone no bro, and no hoe, can get in your way! Unless of course that other dude is in the zone as well, which if that happens, brace yourselves, because the scene just became no holds bared serious bro! And speaking of that..." A glint came into Ryder's eye, "Just like that dark match my bro Yoshi was in this week, your new people's champion, Zack Ryder was in one as well, and bros, I WAS IN THE FREAKING ZONE. Roll that footage Yoshi."
Yoshi Tatsu, who had to settle down the two babes sandwiching him, pulled himself away as he pulled a television set into the scene. Turning on the VCR, he set the channel to 'channel 3' and pulled a VHS tape out of his pocket reading 'ZACK > ROCK.' The video, taking a moment to reconfigure itself, then played this video:
(Skip to 1:40)
A confident smile is present on Zack's face as he soaks in the atmosphere as the (now dancing again) crowd begins to chant 'Rough Ryders' "That's right bro, I beat the people's champion, the great one, the previously most electrifying man in sports entertainment, the Rock. But, you see, unlike my fellow Rough Ryder Yoshi here, I'm a genuinely nice guy. So, Rock, I'm giving you a chance to reclaim your titles, to reclaim your monikers, because as for as I can tell," he laughs a bit, "I'm the jabroni-beatin', ewalalala, pie-eatin', Woo-woo-woo raising, sunglasses wearin', fear my fist pumps because they'll knock your teeth out, new most electrifying man in sports entertainment with a killer haircut, Zack Ryder! Woo, woo, woo, YOU KNOW IT."
Before Stanford could finish his statement Zack Ryder grabbed the microphone directly from his hand. "1-0 Brahma Brah!" He smiles, chewing gum as the two ladies reflecting off his sunglasses begin to rub against each other. "Okay hoes, it's time to get serious." They stopped as Zack Ryder brought the bridge of his sunglasses down to look directly at the camera with a piercing look. "We may not be the toughest faction, or have our hands stuck in a cookie jar, but Yoshi and I? Just look at US." Yoshi continued to be sandwiched between the two curvaceous women as Zack Ryder allowed the camera man to get a glimpse of what was going on. "Bro, we have the tans, we have the physiques, and we have the ALL the babes just wanting to be with us, but most of all? We have brand new haircuts." Zack Ryder points at his head with his free hand. "King of Ring? Pssh, that's for pussies who can't even hold their own jock straps. You don't see Randy Orton rubbing his pleasure stick against hot babes like Yoshi is, do you? Exactly, and why is that? Bro, just look." He points at Yoshi's brand new hair cut, which both women were totally into. "Since he got his brand new hair cut, Yoshi's been a force! You saw how he handled that battle royal, he was in the zone. THE FREAKIN' ZONE."
Stanford, looking to question this, "What is 'the zone?'"
Zack Ryder immediately took off his shades and gave him a stern glare as the entire room got silent. "BRO, YOU SERIOUS?" Spitting his gum in Stanford's face, Ryder pushes Scott Stanford out of the scene, allowing the party to continue. "The zone is a height of athleticism that no ordinary being can achieve. When you're in that zone no bro, and no hoe, can get in your way! Unless of course that other dude is in the zone as well, which if that happens, brace yourselves, because the scene just became no holds bared serious bro! And speaking of that..." A glint came into Ryder's eye, "Just like that dark match my bro Yoshi was in this week, your new people's champion, Zack Ryder was in one as well, and bros, I WAS IN THE FREAKING ZONE. Roll that footage Yoshi."
Yoshi Tatsu, who had to settle down the two babes sandwiching him, pulled himself away as he pulled a television set into the scene. Turning on the VCR, he set the channel to 'channel 3' and pulled a VHS tape out of his pocket reading 'ZACK > ROCK.' The video, taking a moment to reconfigure itself, then played this video:
(Skip to 1:40)
A confident smile is present on Zack's face as he soaks in the atmosphere as the (now dancing again) crowd begins to chant 'Rough Ryders' "That's right bro, I beat the people's champion, the great one, the previously most electrifying man in sports entertainment, the Rock. But, you see, unlike my fellow Rough Ryder Yoshi here, I'm a genuinely nice guy. So, Rock, I'm giving you a chance to reclaim your titles, to reclaim your monikers, because as for as I can tell," he laughs a bit, "I'm the jabroni-beatin', ewalalala, pie-eatin', Woo-woo-woo raising, sunglasses wearin', fear my fist pumps because they'll knock your teeth out, new most electrifying man in sports entertainment with a killer haircut, Zack Ryder! Woo, woo, woo, YOU KNOW IT."
