Maryse The Frenchie Who's Stinkie

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In the backstage area, the always geeky looking Todd Grisham is shown, of course holding a microphone, and that could only mean an interview is about to take place. "Hello everybody my name is Todd Grisham and my gues at this time is the self proclaimed Flawless and Dominant One Michelle McCool." Of course Michelle is shown, looking as beautiful as she can, Grisham hold the mic up to Michelle and asks, "Michelle you requested this time to issue out a challenge!" Michelle then takes the mic from Todd and says, " yes I did Todd and I can say it without a little virgin like you, so sco-daddle." As Todd walks away in shame, Michelle looks at the camera and says, "First and foremost, all you ladies in the crowd tonight, please don't be jealous of my looks, just be mad at yourselves for eating all those Peggy Bundy bon bon's."

Of course the women in the audience and at home are throwing insults left and right at Michelle, but she probably could care less about them. "Now I know I've been a little M.I.A. but I had some things to get in order and also I found the only other person who thinks like I do!" What Michelle could mean by that no one knows and Michelle continues, "just a little F.Y.I. for the rest of the Divas, we're coming and when we do, you better believe we're taking over." Michelle says with a smile, "back to my reason for being here, and that is you, Maryse The Frenchie Who's Stinkie," and as Michelle says this; she's holding down her nose as if something smells bad. As she takes her hand off of her nose she continues, " I said a couple weeks back that you really didn't deserve to be champion, and I meant it!"

"So as your schedule appears to be free, then how about at the next Confrontation, you and I in a Falls Count Anywhere match, and I know you're already scared hearing that type of match. " "Of course I'm already to go and take you out to the dump, which your mommy and daddy should of did in the first place." "After I do that, you better believe that Michelle McCool is gonna get back her title and once again be the champion that only she can be!" The audience boo's at this as Michelle seems to be daydreaming about being champion again, and as she snaps back to reality. "You never know there could be history made when I or my best friend becomes champion, when we become the first ever Co-Diva's Champion of the AWE, and we can get it done because we're

FLAWLESS"

[Hush, it's K-Krush]

"AND THERE YOU GO AGAIN!" Maryse comes barging into the scene, a glass of aged wine between the fingers of her left hand. Maryse was never fond whenever someone claimed themselves a flawless, and she hated it even more when she was feeling slightly tipsy. "Flawless this, flawless that, is that the only phrase you know? Je veux dire sérieusement!" Taking one last sip of her wine, she attempts to hand the glass to Todd Grisham, who was reluctant to do so. "Soyez un Todd chérie, s'il vous plaît!" Doing her signature hand taunt in Grisham's face, he eventually takes it, and Maryse then tilts her head sideways and gives Michelle McCool a toothy smile. "Bonjour. As usual, your outfit is hideous, so I can understand why you're jealous of this. I mean, Je suis la perfection. You dream that one faithful day that you too, can be MARYSE!" Extending her arms out, she does a twirl showcasing her brand new outfit (that she bought using Edge's AWE title winnings; Christian picked it out.) Darting her attention back towards Todd she points at Michelle McCool, "You're such a silly boy, thinking she looks beautiful tonight. But then again, what do you even know about fashion? Rien, évidemment." she then laughs in Todd's face, ending it with her signature smirk.

Grabbing the microphone away from Michelle McCool with force, Maryse cups the handle with both her hands, holding it dearly. Doing her best American accent, Maryse begins to imitate a little girl. "Hello. My name is Michelle. Aren't I so flawless? Look at my nails, I got them done by my mommy, aren't they so flawless? Look at my outfit, my mommy picked it out for me this morning. Isn't it flawless?" Maryse then holds out her signature hand pose and rolls her eyes. "As. If." Holding the microphone back with both her hands, she starts to walk around McCool. "Should I feel intimidated? Scared? Frightened? Because it's hard to feel in sense of horror from someone who can't even fashion their hair attractively. Look at that mop on your head, you might as well be one with your absolutely flat figure." Maryse begins to walk on her tip-toes, as if one small misstep could create a drastic situation. "Sorry, I don't want to trip and accidentally break your back, I've read reviews that you're an excellent cleaner picker-upper, and Christian and I made a huge mess in the Team Canada locker room after Edge won the AWE championship. Alcohol is absolutely everywhere."

Placing her hand on Michelle's head Maryse begins to shake it violently. "Don't mind me, just the more bundled up your hair is, the more absorbante it will be."

[AntDaGamer]

(Official - FCA - Maryse vs McCool)