Post by Cookiezone2 on Feb 4, 2011 22:14:29 GMT -5
Randy Orton's music blares through the arena as he starts getting boo'd from everybody in attendance. Carrying the AWE title on his shoulder, and his jar of cookies in his right hand, he grabs a microphone and climbs into the ring. As he raises the microphone to his mouth, the crowd boo's even louder. "Boo all you want, but that won't change the fact that I am your AWE champion, and that this belt belongs to the Ministry!" Randy puts his cookie jar down, and raises the AWE title above his head. "But it gets even better, I have got a custom made AWE title made in my honor!" Randy throws the original belt on the ground as the new belt is sent down from the ceiling. He grabs it off the hook and holds it above his head. "Ladies and gentleman, my customized AWE championship!" Shouts of 'what the hell is that' is heard around the arena!.
Randy puts the new title on his shoulder, " But seeing as I'm sure one of you idiots in the crowd will try and eat my belt, every time I walk to the ring, there will be a big 'W' put in front of the cookie for protection! But enough about that, because this Sunday, I defend my AWE title against Edge in a last man standing match! Now you may be saying, 'you don't have a chance, your powerslam is no threat now.' Randy slightly laughs but quickly puts on a serious face again. " I don't need my powerslam because I can beat Edge all by myself. And for the people questioning my loyalty toward the Ministry, I will keep this title, not for me, but for the Ministry! If you don't think I can hurt a man without my powerslam, watch this." Randy turns around to Tony Chimel, who was trying to steal cookies from his cookie jar! Randy kicks the jar in his face, picks it up and slams it on Chimel's face! And as Tony tries to get up, Randy punts him in the skull. "Bah Gawd look at the carnage," screams JR who happened to be passing by. Orton sits down next to Chimel's life-less body as he eats his cookies one by one in front of him.
Randy puts the new title on his shoulder, " But seeing as I'm sure one of you idiots in the crowd will try and eat my belt, every time I walk to the ring, there will be a big 'W' put in front of the cookie for protection! But enough about that, because this Sunday, I defend my AWE title against Edge in a last man standing match! Now you may be saying, 'you don't have a chance, your powerslam is no threat now.' Randy slightly laughs but quickly puts on a serious face again. " I don't need my powerslam because I can beat Edge all by myself. And for the people questioning my loyalty toward the Ministry, I will keep this title, not for me, but for the Ministry! If you don't think I can hurt a man without my powerslam, watch this." Randy turns around to Tony Chimel, who was trying to steal cookies from his cookie jar! Randy kicks the jar in his face, picks it up and slams it on Chimel's face! And as Tony tries to get up, Randy punts him in the skull. "Bah Gawd look at the carnage," screams JR who happened to be passing by. Orton sits down next to Chimel's life-less body as he eats his cookies one by one in front of him.
