Post by Cookiezone2 on Jan 6, 2011 0:47:12 GMT -5
In the AWE kitchen, a viper lurks... waiting for his damn cookies to be done already! Randy walks up to the chef, Paul Bearer, and starts breathing down down his neck and staring at him. "Why... aren't... my... cookies... FINISHED YET!?!? Paul Bearer, who's wearing a cute hello kitty apron, slowly turns around and looks at Orton, "Ooohhhhhh Randy, you can't intimidate me Randy, I raised sons like ooohhhhh my Undertaker, and Kane. I've been buried in cement before and survived there is nothing that you can do to me!" After a while Orton turns his back on Bearer, but then turns right back around and kicks him to the floor. Randy walks a few steps backwards and as Bearer tries to get up, Randy punts him in the skull. Looking over a lifeless Paul Bearer, Randy begins to walk away. As he nears the door, a ding sound goes off and he turns around to see Paul kip-up, "The coookies are done!" "COOOOKIES, OM NOM NOM NOM," Randy runs to Bearer who hands him his tray of cookies.
After over 9000 hours of munching on cookies, Randy begins to wonder what kind of milk he's dumping his cookies in. He turns the carton around and reads the label, which says, 'All American-American Milk.' Randy's eyes widen as he reads that, he looks at the bottom of the cartridge and sees a picture of a smiling Jack Swagger with his thumbs up. "I thought this milk tasted like crap!" Randy RKO's the carton of milk, and he takes a few steps back and goes into the state of mind, where only Orton goes. He runs and punts the milk, bursting it open, and spraying milk across the room. He stares down at the broken milk cartridge as JR walks by the room and looks in, "BAH GAWD, LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!" JR then leaves without saying another word, but he is followed by Michael Cole who looks in, "VINTAGE ORTON!" As Michael Cole leaves Randy starts to talk, "Jack Swagger, you think you can contaminate my cookies with your sad excuse for milk!? Well I'm challenging you to a match at the next show, so I can kick your All-American American Ass!" Randy starts walking out but then looks back, "Stay away from the milk industry!"
After over 9000 hours of munching on cookies, Randy begins to wonder what kind of milk he's dumping his cookies in. He turns the carton around and reads the label, which says, 'All American-American Milk.' Randy's eyes widen as he reads that, he looks at the bottom of the cartridge and sees a picture of a smiling Jack Swagger with his thumbs up. "I thought this milk tasted like crap!" Randy RKO's the carton of milk, and he takes a few steps back and goes into the state of mind, where only Orton goes. He runs and punts the milk, bursting it open, and spraying milk across the room. He stares down at the broken milk cartridge as JR walks by the room and looks in, "BAH GAWD, LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!" JR then leaves without saying another word, but he is followed by Michael Cole who looks in, "VINTAGE ORTON!" As Michael Cole leaves Randy starts to talk, "Jack Swagger, you think you can contaminate my cookies with your sad excuse for milk!? Well I'm challenging you to a match at the next show, so I can kick your All-American American Ass!" Randy starts walking out but then looks back, "Stay away from the milk industry!"
