Post by Cookiezone2 on Dec 30, 2010 16:27:19 GMT -5
After watching Wade Barrett vs Vance Archer on Smackdown, Goldust goes to sit next to his 60 billion inch TV (being the hardcore champion has its benefits). He gets his Gold drink and his special tray of cookies and eats them one by one, slowly... very slowly, and he grabs his Hardcore title and wonders who he should defend it against. He asks his personal butler (his merchandise is selling like crazy, he's got the cash) who he should face, "GOLDberg, who should I face next week?" Goldberg could not answer, he was too busy shining Goldust's shoes. If only he hadn't fallen on bad times.
He stands up off of his chair, "I've got it, I will defend my tit-tit-tit-TIT-TITLE against Vance Archer!" After shaking back and forth from stuttering, Goldust realizes that he spilled his milk! "SON OF A BATCH OF COOKIES! Anyway, I will put my title on the line against an up and comer in the AWE, who hasnt quite remembered the name, but he will of..." breathes in, "...Goldust!" breathes out. "Goldberg, clean up my milk and get me some more now! I'm going to go grow some hair, so I can whip my hair back and forth!"
He stands up off of his chair, "I've got it, I will defend my tit-tit-tit-TIT-TITLE against Vance Archer!" After shaking back and forth from stuttering, Goldust realizes that he spilled his milk! "SON OF A BATCH OF COOKIES! Anyway, I will put my title on the line against an up and comer in the AWE, who hasnt quite remembered the name, but he will of..." breathes in, "...Goldust!" breathes out. "Goldberg, clean up my milk and get me some more now! I'm going to go grow some hair, so I can whip my hair back and forth!"
