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Batista
Aug 30, 2010 23:08:11 GMT -5
Post by wfkkid2 on Aug 30, 2010 23:08:11 GMT -5
Dave Batista is relaxing while driving his 2011 black Chevrolet Camaro through another state. Dave takes a deep breath and lets it out as he passes car after car. "Another show, another day, another whooping handed out," says Dave as he laughs a little. Dave turns his head towards the back seat looking at the blond beauty Maryse. Dave turns his head back towards the road and shakes his head saying, "I'm the luckiest man in the world for 2 weeks."
A noise is then heard coming from the cup holder, it's his cell phone vibrating. Dave picks up the phone; looks at the caller i.d. and sees that Paul (AKA HHH) was calling him."Hey Paul, look I gotta call you back, Maryse is sleeping in the backseat and I don't want to wake her." Batista spoke quietly into the phone, "alright just wanted to say I feel great man and I know you do too, I'm just happy I dumped Shawn for you, best decision I've ever made."Paul said, also in a great mood; after becoming the new World Heavyweight Champion. "I'll see you man," Dave says hanging up the phone and continues his long drive to the next city.
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Batista
Aug 30, 2010 23:14:04 GMT -5
Post by AntDaGamer on Aug 30, 2010 23:14:04 GMT -5
Ahh poor HBK he's been having a rough week. lol
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Batista
Aug 31, 2010 1:21:42 GMT -5
Post by Hush, it's K-Krush on Aug 31, 2010 1:21:42 GMT -5
Dave Batista is relaxing while driving his 2011 black Chevrolet Camaro through another state. Dave takes a deep breath and lets it out as he passes car after car. "Another show, another day, another whooping handed out," says Dave as he laughs a little. Dave turns his head towards the back seat looking at the blond beauty Maryse. Dave turns his head back towards the road and shakes his head saying, "I'm the luckiest man in the world for 2 weeks." A noise is then heard coming from the cup holder, it's his cell phone vibrating. Dave picks up the phone; looks at the caller i.d. and sees that Paul (AKA HHH) was calling him."Hey Paul, look I gotta call you back, Maryse is sleeping in the backseat and I don't want to wake her." Batista spoke quietly into the phone, "alright just wanted to say I feel great man and I know you do too, I'm just happy I dumped Shawn for you, best decision I've ever made."Paul said, also in a great mood; after becoming the new World Heavyweight Champion. "I'll see you man," Dave says hanging up the phone and continues his long drive to the next city. Was Maryse sleeping? Not necessarily. Laying down in the backseat of Batista's black Chevrolet Camaro she was busy dreading over her imagination of what the next two weeks were going to be like. "Please don't put me in a disgusting French maid outfit," she thought to herself as she mentally rolled her eyes. Luckily, she was a superb movie-quality actress, so pretending to be a sleep took little to no effort. If there was one thing that Maryse couldn't stand it was the stench of the backseat. It was that undeniable "aggressive" masculinity smell mixed with one of those oddly scented tree car-fresheners. "You use cologne, spray it on the backseat!" she was mentally yelling, "Actually, it probably make it smell even worse, so on second thought...don't." Turning her body away from the rear-view mirror so her face wasn't visible, she put forearm against her nose and started breathing through her mouth. The scent of her perfume was now enveloping her nostrils giving her a momentary moment of satisfaction. It was then that she heard Batista start talking to Triple H on his cell phone. "Doesn't want to wake me? Crétin. As if I could sleep without the comfort of my bed." Pulling her forearm away from her nose she held her breath for a moment before turning herself around and closing her eyes again. She had to continue this charade is she was ever going to get out of this situation alive. "He better not make me do stupid things, like clean his house. Ugh! I don't even like cleaning my own house, what makes him think that I'm going enjoy cleaning his? And I'm not lifting a finger to cook for him, aucune chance!" Maryse was now having trouble trying to keep her lips from pursing, she had to look as lifeless as possible, but the constant thoughts of what she would have to do was clouding her somewhat 'stealthy' objective. Just as Batista hung up his cell phone, he hit a massive bump on the road, causing Maryse to verbally speak her thoughts, "Regardez où vous allez, vous Meathead! Just then realizing what she just did, she quickly closes her eyes and goes limp, hoping Batista didn't hear her sudden outburst.
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Batista
Aug 31, 2010 16:26:29 GMT -5
Post by wfkkid2 on Aug 31, 2010 16:26:29 GMT -5
However Dave did indeed hear the words of Maryse saying "look where your go you meathead." Dave didn't say anything just laughing at the response he got after intentionally riding over a bump. Dave then takes his cell phone back out and proceeds to call the AWWE owner Antdagamer. After a few rings, Dave was directed to the voice mail of Ant's phone. "Hey Boss, it's Dave I was just wondering about adding a stipulation to to my match on Wednesday," Dave says.
"You're gonna love it, how about if Christian and his partner wins, he gets Maryse back." "If I win, then that Creepy Little Bastard has to bow down and kiss your feet!" Batista said while laughing loudly in order for Maryse to hear. "I just wanted to throw that idea towards you, but if you want to keep it like you have it, that's alright by me." Batista says with a confident look on his face, obviously knowing he can beat Christian easily.
"Alright then, I'll see you later Bossman," Batista says hanging up the phone."I know you heard me Mary, so after we win Wednesday we're gonna celebrate." Batista tells Maryse, "you better believe me when I say Christian is gonna have the worst night of his life," Batista says as he continues his drive to another city he could care less about.
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