Post by somegoofydude on Nov 24, 2010 22:06:45 GMT -5
Cameras begin to roll somewhere backstage in the AWWE universe. An image appears on the screen, a large silhouette of a man that is barely visible in the poorly lit room. He stands not moving for a brief moment before he raises his head, seemingly looking at the camera. As fans and superstars alike begin to wonder who this mystery man is as he begins to speak...
Mystery Man "For months I have been waiting..watching..... watching AWWE from home knowing that if I were healthy I could dominate the AWWE...
fans begin to look at each other in pure confusion
MM For months I have been sitting at home waiting to return from injury.. waiting to make an impact. During my time away not one AWWE superstar OR fan reached out to me for luck and support as I continue to rehab. It's almost seems that people have forgot about me, forgot about MIKE KNOX. It's only a matter of time before I jog everyones memory and dominate the AWWE with brute force. It's been eight weeks since I fractured my beard in an unfortunate accident while playing Jenga. I have been sitting at home waiting for the source of all my powers, my beard, to fully restore. That time is only 2 days away. Just TWO DAYS till the cast comes off and my power have fully restored. Just TWO DAYS before I begin my quest to take over the AWWE by storm. In two days everyone in the AWWE will begin to FEAR THE BEARD!!!
Knox begins to let out a deep, evil, roaring laugh that sends chills down the spine of kids everywhere. As he continues to laugh the lights slowly begin to brighten as fans and superstars alike look in awe. Jaws everywhere drop as the image of the large and diabolical Mike Knox appears on screen.... with a beard-cast.. [/center]
