Kingston > Orton (Survivor Series 6-Man Tag)

[Hush, it's K-Krush]

As Kofi Kingston's theme hits the Suvivor Series' arena the once mixed crowd erupts into hatred as Kingston appears from behind the entrance curtain in a suit tailored perfectly for his masculine figure. His newly one ECW Championship on his left shoulder he lifts his hands like he's about to do his 'Boom, Boom, Boom' taunt but stops himself and shakes his right index finger 'no' before putting an arrogant smile on his face and walking down the entrance ramp. The crowd not too keen upon that action continues to feed him heat as he hits the ring steps and taunts his taunt once more. Mouthing to the camera he says, "It's just too easy." and runs up the entrance steps and into the AWWE ring.

Walking up to Lillian Garcia, Kingston then gives her his best 'you know you want me' smile and asks for the microphone. The watching AWWE Universe screams "no" in unison as a reluctant Lillian struggles with her decision. Putting away his smile, Kingston grows impatient and merely forces the microphone out of her hand, the crowd not liking it at all. "Where's the love? Honestly." Whether or not he was talking to the crowd or Lillian was unsure but the audience took it personally. Smiling at their hatred Kingston continues, "You boo at me for taking this away, yet you cheer Randy Orton for kicking the head off a defenseless Josh Matthews?" Making reference to Orton's last promo, the crowd cheers at the cherished memory. "Speaking of which, that's why I'm here." he points at himself, "You see, watching his little temper tantrum last week was just down right hilarious. Not because of what he did to Josh Matthews, that poor bastard, but for his extremely illogical statements he made that all of you just ate up completely." Not favoring Kingston's opinion a fan in the audience screams 'you suck.' Hearing that, Kingston then points in the fan's direction and nods. "My thoughts exactly! Randy Orton does, indeed, suck."

Kingston then laughs and points at the titantron, waiting for the prying eyes of his audience was a still of the aforementioned Orton promo. "Listen to this line. I guarantee you'll fall out of your seats laughing." The video then plays on the screen.

Orton: After losing my ECW belt made me realize something Josh. That Kofi Kingston is not better than me. and I'll prove it this Sunday in a 6 man tag match and I'll make sure they deliver a little kick to the head.

The video pauses and a laughing Kofi Kingston redirects his attention to the crowd. He was the only one amongst the millions of fans watching and upon realizing it a look of modest confusion arises on his face. "Oh? You didn't catch it? Let me explain this to you then." Unbuckling his ECW title on his shoulder he holds it up for the crowd to see and smiles. "You see this championship? You see how my name is engraved on it? You see how this championship just complements my skin tone to a tee? Apparently winning this championship from Randy Orton means that I'm not better than Randy Orton." That look of modest confusion is still on Kingston's face as he continues. "That argument is absolutely ridiculous. Randy, this was your championship. You were defending this title against me. I guess you didn't read the post-match spoilers because SPOILER ALERT, I beat you."

Kingston then walks to the space in the ring where he pinned Randy Orton to a three count and points. "I guess you just magically assumed AWWE administration decided to strip of this title, because you don't seem to remember. Right here, at this exact spot, I locked in the S.O.S. and put your shoulder on the mat for a 1-2-3. There's video footage to prove it, in fact you can buy that DVD right now on AWWEshop.com for three easy payments of $19.99" As Kingston said the last line the advertisement for the DVD appeared at the bottom of the screen as Kingston pointed at it and did a 'buy my merchandise' smile. "So, I don't know, maybe you hit your head a little too hard on the mat?" A look of concern then goes on his face as he looks back up at the titantron. "And this happened."

Orton:*pushes Matthew off his chair and Punts Josh in the head.*

Cole: Somebody get the EMTS!

Orton goes on a rage and Rkos a camera man on the floor and punts him in the head

Cole: again SOMEBODY GET MORE EMTS!

The watching AWWE Universe cheers as both innocent bystanders are beaten within an inch of their lives. "As I said, maybe your head hit the mat a little too hard, because suddenly you're a Hall of Fame NFL punt-kicker on a roid-rage thinking everyone's head is a Authentic Wilson NFL football, and their necks are the kicking tees." Kofi Kingston then puts his arms in the air like an NFL referee, "It's good!" Putting his hands down, Kingston then pats his knee. "I don't know Randy, I'm pretty good at kicking too. It's like my comfort zone really. 'My paradise,' if you will. After you kick a couple people in the head yourself, seeing someone else do it just doesn't really carry that 'umph' anymore. Especially when you beat them for their ECW Championship..." he pauses, "....hypothetically speaking of course."

He then shrugs and smiles. "All in all, I am watching. In fact, I'm even paying attention, and before I leave..." Kofi then walks over to Lillian Garcia and gives her back her microphone mouthing 'Thanks.' He then sticks his hand into his pants pocket and and finds his car. It was an official AWWE Hot Wheel with his picture on the hood and "2.0" on the side doors. Getting on his knees he motions for the camera man to zoom on the car, and he shoves it off the ring mat, similar to how Orton's car disappeared in the sunset in his promo. "Welcome to my paradise Randy Orton."