Post by Hush, it's K-Krush on Aug 31, 2010 1:32:45 GMT -5
[*Any French was Google translated. Because...I don't know any. Also, I don't know how to change the text color, so hopefully it's not that difficult to follow Proboards, woo.]
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Fresh off her Battle Royal loss to Natalya, Maryse is backstage, a lesser version of the Jeri-tron 5000 above her as Josh Matthews, the future face of AWWE's commentary team scurries up to her for the latest scoop. He looks to be fresh out of the barber chair with his gelled hair shining like brand new American plastic.
"Excuse me Maryse, but you just had a valiant showing out there, how do you feel?"
At first, Maryse looked annoyed, rolling her eyes, and swinging her blonde hair to the side, giving off an aura of 'just who do you think you are?' before shrugging, and grabbing the microphone from Matthews' hands, clutching it with her beautifully manicured fingers. A new aura of confidence overcomes her as she smiles at the camera and then gives Josh Matthews a cold stare.
"Vous honnêtement avoir l'audace de poser une telle question ridicule?"
The AWWE crowd chants "What?" as Maryse places her free hand on Josh Matthews' forehead and shoves him off screen. A look of galore, she gives the camera another confident smile.
"Je me sens merveilleux. I eliminated that poser Gail Kim, and put her in her rightful place. I am the true essence of Canadian professional wrestling, not her. It is no secret on the reasons Edge and Christian chose me over her to represent Team Canada. Je suis belle, je suis sexy, je suis tout simplement le meilleur."
A sour look then appears on her face as she closes her eyes, and shakes her head.
"But then Natalya had to ruin my shining moment! That was MY battle royal! She has no right eliminating me. I mean, have you seen her hair? Ses cheveux sont pas aussi beau que le mien est, c'est moche super."
Maryse whips her hair to show how much more beautiful it is compared to Natalya's as the crowd continues to be mystified over any French Maryse was speaking.
"She may have the best divas record in the AWWE, but she isn't the most beautiful. Cette distinction est à moi. Wouldn't you agree?"
Maryse then shoves the microphone back to Josh Matthews' off screen as she makes a "greater than/less than" symbol with her hands and walks away.
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Fresh off her Battle Royal loss to Natalya, Maryse is backstage, a lesser version of the Jeri-tron 5000 above her as Josh Matthews, the future face of AWWE's commentary team scurries up to her for the latest scoop. He looks to be fresh out of the barber chair with his gelled hair shining like brand new American plastic.
"Excuse me Maryse, but you just had a valiant showing out there, how do you feel?"
At first, Maryse looked annoyed, rolling her eyes, and swinging her blonde hair to the side, giving off an aura of 'just who do you think you are?' before shrugging, and grabbing the microphone from Matthews' hands, clutching it with her beautifully manicured fingers. A new aura of confidence overcomes her as she smiles at the camera and then gives Josh Matthews a cold stare.
"Vous honnêtement avoir l'audace de poser une telle question ridicule?"
The AWWE crowd chants "What?" as Maryse places her free hand on Josh Matthews' forehead and shoves him off screen. A look of galore, she gives the camera another confident smile.
"Je me sens merveilleux. I eliminated that poser Gail Kim, and put her in her rightful place. I am the true essence of Canadian professional wrestling, not her. It is no secret on the reasons Edge and Christian chose me over her to represent Team Canada. Je suis belle, je suis sexy, je suis tout simplement le meilleur."
A sour look then appears on her face as she closes her eyes, and shakes her head.
"But then Natalya had to ruin my shining moment! That was MY battle royal! She has no right eliminating me. I mean, have you seen her hair? Ses cheveux sont pas aussi beau que le mien est, c'est moche super."
Maryse whips her hair to show how much more beautiful it is compared to Natalya's as the crowd continues to be mystified over any French Maryse was speaking.
"She may have the best divas record in the AWWE, but she isn't the most beautiful. Cette distinction est à moi. Wouldn't you agree?"
Maryse then shoves the microphone back to Josh Matthews' off screen as she makes a "greater than/less than" symbol with her hands and walks away.
