Post by Nixon on Apr 7, 2011 22:24:46 GMT -5
Daniel Bryan is searching for CM Punk's locker room. He has his trusty diabolic cotton with him. Which is a tie. Knocking on the first door he finds King Randall eating cookies and rubbing baby oil on himself. "That is nasty!" Running away, he knocks on the next door he finds Big Show in his undies and stretching. "EWW! THAT IS EVEN MORE NASTY!" Vomiting Big Show pushes him away. Knocking the next door he finds the divas undressing, "That is awesome!" Closing the door like a ninja he moves on with his business. Finally! After watching Randall eat cookies and rub baby oil on himself, seeing Big stretch in his undies and looking at the divas, he finds his man!
CM Punk! Opening his door like a gentleman, he finds CM Punk standing in front of the door waiting for Bryan. "I've been waiting for you Daniel. "Hiding his tie, Bryan is in a happy mood. "Hi Punk! I just came in too see how your locker room looks. I kinda want my locker room to look like such greatness." "Well sure, Daniel please come in. Now you may be wondering Daniel, how did I know you were coming? It's quite simple actually, your dumbass was screaming and slamming doors a few feet from here." Walking around in Punk's huge locker room, Daniel is waiting for his time to strike. "Hey Punk guess what... you hurt my feelings." "I'm glad. I'm also glad you're here Bryan, because now this gives me the chance to slap some sense into you, have at you!" Bryan takes out his tie, as Punk now gets ready to beat the holy hell out of an American Dragon, but then his eyes fall upon something in Bryan's hand, the tie. "MY DIABOLIC COTTON FEEL THE POWER OF THE TIE JUST LIKE ALMOST EVERYBODY I DON'T LIKE! HAVE AT THE!"
The once confident Punk now starts to panic a bit. "W-w-we can talk about this Bryan. Put the tie down." Punk's voice raises more and more as Bryan begins to get closer to him. "Bryan, PUT THE TIE DOWN!" Daniel inches closer and closer, as Punk throws his arm in front of him to try and create distance between the two. "I...I can save you! I see the pain in your eyes, please Daniel, raise your right arm! RAISE YOU RIGHT ARM!" The desperate AWE Champion now raises his right arm, hoping that Daniel will do the same. It doesn't work though, as Punk realizes Bryan is about to strike, so he screams one more plea of help before he gets to him. "OTUNGA, SAVE ME!" Bryan now wraps the tie around Punk's throat, and chokes the 'holy hell' out of him. Too bad for the AWE Savior, David Otunga is too busy hanging out with his wife on the red carpet. With the oxygen slowly depleting, Punk's screams can't be heard as he passes out. Bryan gets up and walks outside now, with the damage done.
Bryan screams throughout the hallway, "Roberts! It's your turn again!" As this is said, Justin Robert's voice can quickly be heard in a high pitch squeal, "Spare meeeeee!"
CM Punk! Opening his door like a gentleman, he finds CM Punk standing in front of the door waiting for Bryan. "I've been waiting for you Daniel. "Hiding his tie, Bryan is in a happy mood. "Hi Punk! I just came in too see how your locker room looks. I kinda want my locker room to look like such greatness." "Well sure, Daniel please come in. Now you may be wondering Daniel, how did I know you were coming? It's quite simple actually, your dumbass was screaming and slamming doors a few feet from here." Walking around in Punk's huge locker room, Daniel is waiting for his time to strike. "Hey Punk guess what... you hurt my feelings." "I'm glad. I'm also glad you're here Bryan, because now this gives me the chance to slap some sense into you, have at you!" Bryan takes out his tie, as Punk now gets ready to beat the holy hell out of an American Dragon, but then his eyes fall upon something in Bryan's hand, the tie. "MY DIABOLIC COTTON FEEL THE POWER OF THE TIE JUST LIKE ALMOST EVERYBODY I DON'T LIKE! HAVE AT THE!"
The once confident Punk now starts to panic a bit. "W-w-we can talk about this Bryan. Put the tie down." Punk's voice raises more and more as Bryan begins to get closer to him. "Bryan, PUT THE TIE DOWN!" Daniel inches closer and closer, as Punk throws his arm in front of him to try and create distance between the two. "I...I can save you! I see the pain in your eyes, please Daniel, raise your right arm! RAISE YOU RIGHT ARM!" The desperate AWE Champion now raises his right arm, hoping that Daniel will do the same. It doesn't work though, as Punk realizes Bryan is about to strike, so he screams one more plea of help before he gets to him. "OTUNGA, SAVE ME!" Bryan now wraps the tie around Punk's throat, and chokes the 'holy hell' out of him. Too bad for the AWE Savior, David Otunga is too busy hanging out with his wife on the red carpet. With the oxygen slowly depleting, Punk's screams can't be heard as he passes out. Bryan gets up and walks outside now, with the damage done.
Bryan screams throughout the hallway, "Roberts! It's your turn again!" As this is said, Justin Robert's voice can quickly be heard in a high pitch squeal, "Spare meeeeee!"
