Austin... can we have our match now?

[Cookiezone2]

Oh, what do you know, King Randall still has a job! Who would've that he would after he well... jumped the boss. Just goes to show, the Cookie King will do anything for his beloved cookies. Of course he's accompanied by his lovely jar of cookies, and hopefully he will have his Cookie Belt back on his shoulder after Bragging Rights. First Orton rolls his cookie jar into the ring, and then he rolls into the ring and pulls out a mic and a script... again. Orton now pours out the cookies from his cookie jar onto the ring mat as someone in the audience screams at him, 'I'll eat those cookies soon if you do not!' But that fan is quickly knocked unconscious, not by Orton, but by someone in a Cookie Monster mask, looks like Randall's not the only one that believes in Cookieism. "I RKO'd my boss after Austin was too much of a coward to accept my challenge, now let me try this again. 'C... Cookie... Good Enough For Me... Cookie... Cookie... Cookie... Starts With C!"

Randall closes his eyes and as he opens them, he sees his Cookie Army come to life once again, with their shields and swords in hand, they run up in front of Randall to protect him from Austin's wicked ways. Of course anyone with a sane mind sees just a pile of cookies laying on the mat, but for a Cookie Monster like Randall, they see an army... an army of killer cookies! One of the cookies spots a member of Austins beer army climbing into the ring, and it runs over to the beer. Looking back and forth, the beer screams, 'this is madness!' and the cookie quickly replies, 'this is COOKIEVILLE!' and he kicks the beer out of the ring. "Well, Austin, let's end this, come out here and accept my challenge!" Randall kneels down, signalling for the Cookie Army to get ready. The crowd just sees an idiot kneeling in front of cookies. But to Randall... everything is going according to plan!

[lazzzym]

Austin comes out with a box full of Beer can's. In King Randall's head Austin is accompanied by a amry of Beer cans. They to have shields and swords in their hands. Austin begins to speak."Orton, i mean Randall, whatever your fu*king name is you think throwing a bunch of sh*t filled cookies to the ground is really gonna scare me? Well it's not and we can have our match at the next show but if you think your gonna jump me like you jumped Ant then think again. Ill show you what happens when you jump people." Austin and his army begin to walk down to the ring. The army walks over the top of the dead beer can that got kicked out of the ring. Austin stops at the dead can and see's that it is leaking beer out. He gets down and begins to lick the beer off of the floor. He gets up and enters the ring with his army. On one side of the ring is Randall and his cookie army and on the other is Austin and his Beer can army. Both army's run towards each other and begin to start fighting. Bit's of beer and cookie goes flying everywhere. Anyone with a sane mind saw Randall on the floor while Austin is kicking him repeatedly. Austin then steps back but he slips on the pile of cookies that Randall had try to make a army out of. Both superstars are on the floor. AWE doctors then rush to the ring to find out what has happened to these two great superstars. But it look's like the two Ex-Ministry members will be facing off at the next confrontation.