Post by FishyBabySlap on Apr 2, 2011 16:50:25 GMT -5
The lights dim and suddenly a blurred object in green tights fall from the roof of the arena and crashes into the mat of the ring and we hear a small cry as if the cry of a kitten.
IT WAS THE HURRICANE! He was trying to fly in.
He gets up his legs looked broken but Hurricane ankwardly stands and his handed a mic. He is still and heavily breathing for a few more seconds, but finally gets into his superhero persona and says:
"........ow!.......Hello my friends.......eerrrr...." the green dressed hero weakily says.
" last superstars I beat AJ Styles. He did let me down on being my sidekick but since a caring hero like myself is so nice, I let him join me in my never ending fight against crime and evil!!! So without AJ here because he broke his foot playing with his daughter, here is the new tag team of Stylin Hurricanes !"
Hurricane looks proud in the ring but people simply don't care. The AWE fans are sick of seeing the AWE tag teams and their life span of 20 minutes.
" I sent AJ his new green spandex in the mail today and we will be ready to fight crime! Our first is act of duty is taking out the evil doers known as the EMPIRE! Show yourselves you rebel hating criminals!"
The Hurricanes trys to do a pose but all the crowd hears is the crack of bones as he moves his bones.
( Apologies to Angle for doing this promo so late. )
IT WAS THE HURRICANE! He was trying to fly in.
He gets up his legs looked broken but Hurricane ankwardly stands and his handed a mic. He is still and heavily breathing for a few more seconds, but finally gets into his superhero persona and says:
"........ow!.......Hello my friends.......eerrrr...." the green dressed hero weakily says.
" last superstars I beat AJ Styles. He did let me down on being my sidekick but since a caring hero like myself is so nice, I let him join me in my never ending fight against crime and evil!!! So without AJ here because he broke his foot playing with his daughter, here is the new tag team of Stylin Hurricanes !"
Hurricane looks proud in the ring but people simply don't care. The AWE fans are sick of seeing the AWE tag teams and their life span of 20 minutes.
" I sent AJ his new green spandex in the mail today and we will be ready to fight crime! Our first is act of duty is taking out the evil doers known as the EMPIRE! Show yourselves you rebel hating criminals!"
The Hurricanes trys to do a pose but all the crowd hears is the crack of bones as he moves his bones.
( Apologies to Angle for doing this promo so late. )
