Post by FishyBabySlap on Mar 26, 2011 14:55:31 GMT -5
STaND BaCK THeRE's A HUrrICANE CoMIN ThROUGH!
The crowd looks confused. They stand and look picking their noses and drinking their bland non-alcholic straight edge beers.
A green face painted figure arises from the entrance and with his cape it looks as if he's a SUPERHERO!
He runs into the ring and grabs a mic from the magical ring mat.
"Greetings civilians it your real savior the HURRICANE!!!!!"
The crowd really doesn't care. They figure its just a promo from a jobber who will get released in a week.
*wink *Kizarny* wink*
"I will be your savior from the evil menace CM PUNK! His ways of terror are no more my fans."
Hurricane stands in the ring doing gestures and movements like he knows karate but obviously he probably took one class when he was ten and was able to memorize the first chart of moves.
The crowd begins to boo
"Don't worry my fans. Let me say my oath of JUSTICE!" *Hurricane clears his throat* " Tacos are great, party all night, rip on shawn michaels with all my might, get some DUIs, and win in a matter of sight!"
He raises his hand in a salute. Then gets a cold soda thrown in his face. Hurricane drops to his knees to recover from the ice cold light diet Dr.Pepper.
"So if evil-doers of the Nexus alliance are ready to test my might stand forward and prepare to be vanquished a de-straight-a-fied."
The crowd looks confused. They stand and look picking their noses and drinking their bland non-alcholic straight edge beers.
A green face painted figure arises from the entrance and with his cape it looks as if he's a SUPERHERO!
He runs into the ring and grabs a mic from the magical ring mat.
"Greetings civilians it your real savior the HURRICANE!!!!!"
The crowd really doesn't care. They figure its just a promo from a jobber who will get released in a week.
*wink *Kizarny* wink*
"I will be your savior from the evil menace CM PUNK! His ways of terror are no more my fans."
Hurricane stands in the ring doing gestures and movements like he knows karate but obviously he probably took one class when he was ten and was able to memorize the first chart of moves.
The crowd begins to boo
"Don't worry my fans. Let me say my oath of JUSTICE!" *Hurricane clears his throat* " Tacos are great, party all night, rip on shawn michaels with all my might, get some DUIs, and win in a matter of sight!"
He raises his hand in a salute. Then gets a cold soda thrown in his face. Hurricane drops to his knees to recover from the ice cold light diet Dr.Pepper.
"So if evil-doers of the Nexus alliance are ready to test my might stand forward and prepare to be vanquished a de-straight-a-fied."
