Post by somegoofydude on Mar 26, 2011 3:28:08 GMT -5
Mike Knox is shown backstage talking on his cellphone sporting a brand new "As Seen on TV t-shirt" Cameras begin to roll as the AWE universe hears his conversation
Hey Mom did you see me on TV last week? Yes I know I lost Mom I was there.. yes I know I should of kicked out. Yes Hero looked great. WHAT?! No Mom I will not be giving you King Randals phone number. What is wrong with you? I finally get on television and all you make fun of me and try to get digits? Look I will talk to you later I need to cool off now.
Mike Knox is shown reaching into his gym bag, grabbing a comb and brushing his beard in order to calm down. Knox closes his eyes and continues to brush his beard as a smile begins to form on his face. Finally after some awkward and borderline intimate moments he opens his eyes and begins to talk..
Finally.... The Knox..... WAS ON TV! I have begged the AWE to put me on television for weeks and finally my goal has been accomplished. Do you have any idea how amazing that feels? Just yesterday I was walking down the street when some kid yells "Hey Knox, you got your ass kicked last week against Hero. You suck!" Do you have ANY idea how amazing that made me feel? Do you know what that means? Someone saw me on TV! I have a gut feeling in my beard that this isn't the end of Knox on TV either. I will do anything. Dance off? You got it! Bikini contest? Sure! I am willing to wrestle anyone. People over time will begin to fear the beard and just remember everyone... when Mike Knox is on TV the AWE will NOT be PG. Stay tuned my Knoxblockers this will not be the last time you see me
Camera fades away as Knox starts to massage his beard[/center]
