The New Face of Hardcore (Open Challenge(s))

[DJ Beedie D]

"

I COME FROM MONEY I COME FROM CASH~"

Ted's auto-tuned theme played over the PA System as he made his way down the ramp with the Hardcore title around his waist. It seemed RAW would be fortunate enough for one of Smackdown's premiere superstars to appear on its show. Now in the ring Ted unbuckles his Hardcore title, stands on a turnbuckle, and raising it showing off to the crowd. The crowd started too boo but Ted didn't care. After flaunting his title around for a bit he called for a mic. " Fortune has smiled upon the fans of RAW today. The NEW Hardcore champion has arrived. I've held this title not once, not twice, but three times this season. I'm The New Face of Hardcore! The Hardcore King you might say. "

Ted lowered the mic to let the crowd soak in what he was saying. After a few moments Ted continued. " Everyone likes to talk about the World Titles and even the Tag Team titles. But everyone knows The Hardcore title is the hardest to retain. Every match you are in a hostile one. Whether it be Chairs, Tables and any other weapon you can think of. And whether you want too or not you have to defend it 24/7. So before anyone decides to call me out. I have decided to call out anyone from RAW Or Smackdown to come and face me for this title. Whether it be the former Hardcore Champion R-Truth, or the guy I pinned for the title at Summerslam Santino. It could 1,2,3 or even 5 of you guys. I will still come out on top and keep my Hardcore Title. " Ted then waited to see how many men if any would come out and accept his challenge.

[Nixon]

What's up goes over the arena and the crowd goes wild. R-Truth with his microphone already in hand is walking down the ramp screaming, "What's up". R-Truth in the ring now with Ted, looking at Ted like he is the new student in school. R-Truth after thinking he gave Ted a mental note goes too the turnbackle and shouts "What's up" and poses. "Teddy That is my belt. This is my Ring. Those are my boots. What are you doing in my ring, play boy? With my belt by the way. I don't like the way your acting too, sunshine. I'm here too take your challenge Teddy. What do you say Yes or No? Because I'm saying yes and you are saying yes. How about this RAW, my show."

[sotonian]

"Terry Funk's music hits the titantron, the RAW fans in shock, whats Terry Funk, a Smackdown superstar, is doing on RAW?! they dont quite know what to make of it, however booing is definitely noticable."

"Now, if memory serves me correctly I was booked in that 6 man battle royale before Del Rio snaked his way into it. If i actually competed in that match i would have pinned EVERYONE, including the two of you and I would be the hardcore champion right now!"

"I am a hardcore legend, the greatest proprietor of weaponry and the master of illegal objects"

"That belt was made for people like me, not for rich pretty boys like you Ted or crunked up morons like R-Truth."

"I demand to be in this match, it is my right, that belt stands for EVERYTHING i worked for in the industry!"

[Cookiezone2]

It is now time, for the Primocolada to answer the challenge, it is now time... for the sunglasses wearing, cookie sharing, Puerto Rican Destroying, not so annoying, best US Champ of all time, it was oh so hard for him to make this rhyme, PRRRIIIIMMOOOOO! And without wasting any time, the US Champion runs straight to the ring, and slides in. With his sweet shades on, Primo adjusts them, and raises the Primophone, "Hola amiigggoooossss!" Primo poses as the crowd cheers and throws roses at him. "Now, I think it's time that we make this match EVEN better, We already have the champion, Senor Whats Up, and Senorita Funky, so lets add the US Champion to this shindig!" Cheers come from the crowd at the thought of Primo joining the match. "Or maybe I won't join" Quickly boos take the place of the cheers, and one man in the front row shouts at Primo, "You're so awesome saucy Primo! If you're not in this match I'll kill myself!" Lowing his sunglasses and looking at the fan, the fan faints. "Okay, I'll join" A sigh of relief comes from the crowd. "And I will be the NEEEEWWWWWW.... Hardcore Champion" Dropping the microphone, Primo jumps on the turnbuckle. Pulling out a notebook and a pen, Primo starts making another rhyme for his next appearance.

[Cookiezone2]

The leader of the Nexus comes out now, and although he may not have a silly rhyme like Primo, he is the number 1 contender to the AWE Title, and he's CM F'n Punk! Having outsmarted King Randall in his last match, Punk jumps into the ring, while laughing, and grabs a microphone. "Oh this is just great, I get to win the Hardcore Title, and then at Hell in a Cell I get to win the AWE Title? I don't care if I have to go through you four, or five if some poor soul answers this challenge, I will beat you! Just like I beat Shawn Michaels, Captain Crunch, King Randall, and even you champ." Getting into the face of Ted DiBiase, Punk laughs right in it, as the crowd boos the best in the world today. "You all are simply not strong enough to be like me! It takes an exceptional person to be like me! And at the next Confrontation, me and MY Nexus will win another belt. You just need to have... faith! Faith has brung me to this point, faith has made me better than all of you, and faith will win me both the Hardcore AND the AWE Championships!" First pointing at his Nexus arm band, and then making the Straight Edge symbol with his arms, Punk basks in his glory as he sets his sights on another championship.

[Nixon]

R-Truth: "NO NO NO! This is my match! Don't you have weed too smoke Cm Punk? Don't you have a grave too go in Funk? and Don't you have cookies too eat Primo? AND AND AND, Don't you have my belt? You guys are making me sad. But hey IT'S AWE! AND WE ARE AWWWWESOME!"

[Cookiezone2]

With a confused look on his face, CM Punk raises his microphone with one hand, and points at R-Truth with the other, "Someone drug test R-Truth, he's on something. And then lock him up with my good friend RVD."

[FishyBabySlap]

DH Smiths music booms through the arena and the crowd whispers in a wave of excitement.

The British Canadian warrior walks down the ramp only to stop near the Funk, Punk, Truth and near Primo in the ring.

An AWE official hands him a mic.

"First of all lets not forget who was pinned the hardcore champion 5 minutes after the match begun. Second if that was one on one I would be the new hardcore champion--"

CM Punk trys to talk but DH Smith interupts him

"Shut the hell up Punk, you lost more matches than how many times Orton eats his cookies."

DH Smith stays silent for a moment and than continues to speak.

" Now knowing Corn who is now our match booker currently. This will all be wrapped up into a Battle royal for the Hardcore Championship if there is a spot."

The crowd starts chanting "Holy Shit" for no apparent reason.

"So basically I'll see you guys in the ring somewhere in the future. So great, ay?"

DH Smith drops the mic and begins to walk out the entrance.

[Cookiezone2]

Punk now turns over to DH Smith, it seems like he is tired of all the stupidity being said in the ring. "DH, I've won more matches than you have EVER even been in, I am the number 1 contender to the AWE title, and at Confrontation I will be the new Hardcore champion. I am better than you, I am better than your father, I am better than Bret 'The Hitman' Hart.' Raising his arms in a straight edge symbol to DH Smith now, Punk gets a smirk on his face as he looks to win the HC title at Confrontation.

[DJ Beedie D]

(Why are you guys still posting? XD)

[Cookiezone2]

(I dunno xD)

[Nixon]

(It's fun xD)

[AntDaGamer]

*PP AWARDED*