Nous sommes des gagnants. (To Miz & McCool)

[Hush, it's K-Krush]

Winners. What do winners eat? Well, some may eat a bowl of freshly store-bought Wheaties, but others -the real winners- dine on the sweet taste of victory. At this moment, Maryse Ouellet, AWE's premiere face of the Divas division, two-time AWE Divas Champion, and one-time AWE Women's champion, was drunk on victory. Having beat Michelle McCool two marvelous times in a row, Maryse found herself on a track towards success, a yellow brick road especially made for winners such as herself. While Michelle McCool sunk in lousy quick sand, Maryse was skipping in four-inch heels, her blonde hair swaying behind her, taunting Michelle McCool with each innocent wave. However, Maryse wasn't the only one suddenly finding themselves on the winning side of things, The Miz, Michelle McCool's partner in crime, her (maybe) on-again-off-again love interest, was on this road as well, having successfully beat Bret "The Hitman" Hart in a Falls Count Anywhere match, his array of awesomeness was now exceeding Bret's execution excellence.

Maryse never understood why the Miz often found himself in Michelle's icy cold web of disappointment. Maryse never understood why the Miz gravitated himself towards Michelle's need to constantly embarrass herself. Most of all, Maryse never understood why the Miz was completely obsessed with Michelle's style of dress. Maryse's fashion sense and Michelle's fashion sense were on two completely different spectrums. While Michelle McCool felt the need to dress in the skimpiest little outfit, amplifying her lanky, atrocious body, Maryse wore outfits which actually made her look stunning. Breath-taking. Radiant. Maryse didn't look like a women's basketball player trying way too hard to come off as sexy. Maryse and "sexy" were already hand-in-hand, and supporting one another through even their toughest times, they were best friends.

So, when Maryse saw that the Miz and Michelle McCool were enjoying their company together down the arena hallway, she just couldn't let this relationship slide any longer! This relationship was a travesty! An insult to the very fabric of humanity! Winners and losers, they aren't friends, they're enemies! A winner and a loser could never truly come one, if they did the world would surely end, crumbling into a million tiny pieces. It was Maryse's duty to make sure that this didn't happen, especially not now, she had to head to Paris for a very important fashion event on the 22nd of April, the world cannot end with just a month left until it!

"Sortez de son visage, perdant!" Maryse screamed as she got between the couple, putting her hand in the face of Michelle McCool making an "L" with her index and thumb fingers. Looking towards Miz, her hand still in the face of McCool she continued, "Did you not see our match last week? She lost. 1-2-3." She imitates the referee's hand motions. "To me, the sexiest of the sexy, MARYSE, and you're hanging out together?" She makes a dumbfounded expression, as if she couldn't believe the scene right in front of her. "Not only did she lose to me once, Miz, but she lost to me twice, and those weren't the only times. Guess who MARYSE faced to win her first women's championship?" She pauses and points at Michelle McCool, Maryse's expression changing from dumbfounded to a more 'holier than thou' expression. "She is a loser Miz, a bigger loser than Layla, if you could believe such things. You should be hanging out with winners. Winners like MARYSE!" Maryse then performs her signature taunt, looking skyward as she awaits a response.

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Miz takes a deep breath and calmly says to Michelle, "Chelle could you give us a minute," and Michelle's response was only a angry look on her face, but she did walk away. Miz watching as she left, slowly turns his attention towards Maryse and says, "you might be right about the winners thing." "However I have a problem with Canadians at the moment, one in particular being a buddy of yours I think, and that person is Edge." "So Maryse, how do I know this isn't Edge's little way of trying to get me off his case." "HOW DO I KNOW if you're not trying to just make me turn away from my dream of being the AWE Champion, because that's all that matterss!"

Miz says to Maryse in her face and then calmly says, "but you are also French and you don't seem to be that much of a good girl, " Miz smiles as he looks over the Diva. "Like you said when you interrupted Chelle and I, we are winners, and so maybe we should consider our future together." "I mean just imagine this The Miz and Maryse, The AWE Champion and his gorgeous Diva's Champion!" "Gorgeous might not be the word for you though, you're more than gorgeous and you're more talented than any other Diva in the AWE." After Miz says this, he looks around to make sure that Michelle truly did leave the area that he and Maryse are currently at.

After seeing that the coast was clear and Michelle was no where in sight, Miz got his attention back on Maryse and continues, "you know that I'm kind of a bad boy myself." "I'll never stop being a bad guy, because I've seen that honesty is the ultimate weapon to bring down your opponent." "I mean when it comes to mic skills, there's no other man in the AWE who can say they're better than me." "You of course have to be the best out of all the Diva's, so I think you know what I mean about honesty, and hopefully you'll stay the same bad girl that you are!" "I mean we both know that when we talk on that mic and say what we say about whoever calls us out or we call out, we're the ones who'll make the bigger impact with what we say."

Miz laughs as he thinks about it and says, "and I hate to steal from someone like Truth, but honestly THE TRUTH HURTS, and we love saying the things we say." "We win because of what we say, we look the way we do because of what we say, and we could be even greater together because of what...we..say!" "So if you maybe wanna try and make this thing work, well I'm willing to try and make it work too." "As far as Michelle goes, well she has Layla and can they can do whatever it is they do, and you and I can just take over RAW." "However if this is really just Edge trying to make me forget about him, then I promise you and him that I will challenge him and no one else for the rest of the season untill I get my AWE Championship!"

"Are we clear Mon petit buttercup"

[AntDaGamer]

*PP AWARDED*