King Randall vs The Best Today!

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The AWE show opens as we send it straight to Jerry Lawler and Michael Cole! "Welcome everybody to the l- OH MY GOD! I've just been informed that we are about to be joined by the best in the world today! I'm so excited!" Shaking in his boots, Cole can't wait for the best today. And there's his music, out comes the Straight Edge Superstar CM Punk! While he's not liked by the crowd... he doesn't care, because he knows he is better than every single one of them! Jumping over the top rope, Punk makes an X with his arms, signalling Straight Edge. "One man... one man keeps getting in my way of being AWE Champion, it's not RVD, I can beat him easily... it's not Edge, no one cares about him... it's King Randall! But, I've got him in a match, and that means he is LOSING! Because no one can beat me, no one is stronger than me!" With boos flooding the area, Punk quickly stops them. "You know I'm right! But don't worry, I can save you! I can save you from Edge, Randall, and yourself!"

Giving the crowd some time to take in what he just said, Punk then continues on, "You all can't be as strong as me, I understand, I see it everyday. While you are being weak, me and the Nexus are becoming stronger and stronger! And I am here to save Raw... and you! So please raise your right hand!" As no one raises their hand, Punk waits for a while, but his waiting stops as he is joined by King Randall!

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Without wasting time, King Randall slides into the ring and goes right outside the ring... oh he's just grabbing his cookie jar. Eating a cookie, Randall grabs a mic from ringside and rolls into the ring. "First of all, I let Edge win his match, because I felt sorry for his fat over happy ass, have fun Edge. And now Punk, I have no idea what you're talking bout because I am the best in the world, and I will save everyone from a life without cookies, from a life without greatness. You see after our match, I will stuff a cookie down your throat, why? Because that's how the cookie crumbles!" Absolutely no reaction is what Randall gets for his new catchphrase. Instead the crowd just sits there staring at him awkwardly. "I have nothing left Punk, I've lost both my world titles, my tag titles are gone. But then again, I have my cookies... and I know I'll always be better than you!" As Randall stands there taunting Punk, Punk kicks him in the side of the head, and then picks him up and hits his with the GTS! BUT RANDALL NO SELLS IT! The cookie he ate must've gave him special powers. Punk slides out of the ring, wondering what the hell just happened, as Randall stays in the ring munching on his cookies.

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