Post by Cookiezone2 on Mar 10, 2011 0:12:02 GMT -5
A long hard fought match between long time rivals the Undertaker and King Randall has just concluded, and now because of that match, Randall is without a World title. Entering his Cookie Palace, the King of the AWE, limps his way to the a chair. Now standing directly over a chair, Randall collapses on top of it, and still can't catch his breath after that Hell in a Cell match. Beginning to think about his past match, and when he would get himself smashed across the steel of the cell, he dazed off for about a minute or two, but is quickly waken up when he thinks of one thing his cookies. Wanting some cookies to drown his sorrow in now, he begins to get off the chair, but halfway up he freezes, and with a blank stare on his face, Randall mutters to himself, "I sense a disturbance in the force" Knocking over the table, the Cookie King rushes as fast as he can to his cabinets, smashing everything in his way. With the thought of cookies on his mind, it seems like he was able to find enough strength to run to his kitchen. As he gets there, he breaks open every cabinet he can find, and looking in every single one of them, it seems like the disturbance has come true, the Cookie King is out of Cookies! Hastily running through the rest of the kitchen, opening everything he can find, he gets to the fridge, and as he throws the door open, it appears that Goldust is inside, but Randall doesn't care as he slams the door shut on him and rushes out of the Cookie Palace.
After one hour of running (it's a big Cookie Palace) the King of Cookies makes it to his new Cookie Mobile, after the first one was trashed by the Undertaker. Randall Keith Orton hops in the Cookie Mobile and drives at 500 MPH to the nearest supermarket. Slamming the car door on his way out, Randall runs through the front door, but is quickly stopped by a security guard, "Excuse me sir, you'll have to leave, this place is being robbed as we spea-" RANDALL POWERSLAMS HIM ONTO THE CONCRETE! Nothing will stop Randall on his quest for cookies. Aisle by aisle, Randall looks for his cookies, but as he gets to the liquor section, he sees the 'robbers,' the Nexus! Randall spots CM Punk, and stands there being unrecognized by any of the Nexus. "This alcohol that I hold before me, will be used to burn this godforsaken place to the ground! They will think twice next time about selling alcohol anywhere near me again! We will teach them not to mess with the greatness that is C..M... PUNK!" With the news that the supermarket is going to be burned to the ground soon, Randall hurries to the cookie aisle, but much to his dismay, they're out of cookies.
"Son of a b*tch!" There has to be some cookies here, there just has to be. With that thought going through Randalls head, he runs to each aisle. There's not much time left. Ending up in the cereal isle, Randall spots a Captain Crunch cereal box... and it says with cookies!
Knowing that there's not much time left, Randall only grabs one case and runs to the exit, making it out in time, as he drives back to the Cookie Palace with cookies in hand. Making it there, Randall rushes to his table and pours all the cereal onto the table, looking for cookies anywhere. After what felt like five minutes of searching, Randall comes to the conclusion that there are no cookies. He has been a victim of false advertising. With anger boiling up inside of him, he finally yells, "DAMN YOU... CAAAPPPPTTTAAAIIIINNN CRRRRUUUUUUUNNNCHHH!" Turning over the table in anger, he smashes everything in sight, and as he smashes the fridge to its side, it breaks open and out comes Goldust, who was holding Randall's cookies all along. "W-w-w-gimme that!" Taking the cookies away from Goldust, he pours them on the floor and grabs them one by one, stuffing each one in his mouth. "I was gonna show you them as a surprise, but when you slammed the door, it knocked me unconscious." Explaining what happened, Goldust awkwardly walks away, leaving Randall, who slowly raises his head, "Captain Crunch will pay, HE WILL PAY!"
After one hour of running (it's a big Cookie Palace) the King of Cookies makes it to his new Cookie Mobile, after the first one was trashed by the Undertaker. Randall Keith Orton hops in the Cookie Mobile and drives at 500 MPH to the nearest supermarket. Slamming the car door on his way out, Randall runs through the front door, but is quickly stopped by a security guard, "Excuse me sir, you'll have to leave, this place is being robbed as we spea-" RANDALL POWERSLAMS HIM ONTO THE CONCRETE! Nothing will stop Randall on his quest for cookies. Aisle by aisle, Randall looks for his cookies, but as he gets to the liquor section, he sees the 'robbers,' the Nexus! Randall spots CM Punk, and stands there being unrecognized by any of the Nexus. "This alcohol that I hold before me, will be used to burn this godforsaken place to the ground! They will think twice next time about selling alcohol anywhere near me again! We will teach them not to mess with the greatness that is C..M... PUNK!" With the news that the supermarket is going to be burned to the ground soon, Randall hurries to the cookie aisle, but much to his dismay, they're out of cookies.
"Son of a b*tch!" There has to be some cookies here, there just has to be. With that thought going through Randalls head, he runs to each aisle. There's not much time left. Ending up in the cereal isle, Randall spots a Captain Crunch cereal box... and it says with cookies!
Knowing that there's not much time left, Randall only grabs one case and runs to the exit, making it out in time, as he drives back to the Cookie Palace with cookies in hand. Making it there, Randall rushes to his table and pours all the cereal onto the table, looking for cookies anywhere. After what felt like five minutes of searching, Randall comes to the conclusion that there are no cookies. He has been a victim of false advertising. With anger boiling up inside of him, he finally yells, "DAMN YOU... CAAAPPPPTTTAAAIIIINNN CRRRRUUUUUUUNNNCHHH!" Turning over the table in anger, he smashes everything in sight, and as he smashes the fridge to its side, it breaks open and out comes Goldust, who was holding Randall's cookies all along. "W-w-w-gimme that!" Taking the cookies away from Goldust, he pours them on the floor and grabs them one by one, stuffing each one in his mouth. "I was gonna show you them as a surprise, but when you slammed the door, it knocked me unconscious." Explaining what happened, Goldust awkwardly walks away, leaving Randall, who slowly raises his head, "Captain Crunch will pay, HE WILL PAY!"