The King's Reply To Sir Undertaker

[Cookiezone2]

Moments after losing his title to Edge, King Randall decides to come out and address the AWE fans on what happened with the Undertaker. Limping his way to the ring, he fights just to get down the ramp, his brutal match has clearly taken a lot out of him, but it is not enough to hold down the Cookie King. Struggling to get through the ropes, he finally does, as Randall wipes the sweat off of his forehead, and grabs the microphone off of Tony Chimmel. "3/2/11, the day my FORMER tag team partner decided to viciously assault me. Before I can even get a word in, before a bell even rang, before any match was announced, I was feeling the fist of the Undertaker smash against my face, and not long after, I felt myself falling from ten feet in the air, right onto my back." Now clasping his hand over his mouth as he remembers the assault, the crowd cheers for what the Undertaker did. "This is supposed to be my time, the is supposed to be the Age of Randall, but Undertaker just couldn't let go, he couldn't let me have my chance. So I took matters into my own hands, January 27th, I won a chance at Takers belt and I took it, I won my very first AWE title. Now fast forward to February 17th... Instead of talking, Randall turns and looks at the titantron, which plays a video, of the Undertaker being hit by a car. "...February 17th... I killed the Undertaker... I saw the life leave his body, and yet, he's come back." A buzz is heard throughout the arena as they find out that it was King Randall who ran over the Undertaker.

With a slight pause, Randall walks to the end of the ring, and grabs his jar of cookies. Picking up a health cookie, Randall munches on it, making the pain from his previous match fade away. "My title meant the world to me, I wasn't going to let Taker get it back! And even before I ran him over, he hit me with steel chairs several times during our tag matches, and I'm supposed to believe it was just an 'accident?' I'll make sure it's an accident when I punt him in the skull sending him back to hell where he belongs!" Randall's face begins to turn red as his yells get louder and louder. "You're the Deadman! You're a walking contradiction! And I'll make sure I finish you off next time Undertaker! When we have one final match, I don't know when, and I don't know where but we'll have it!" As Randall throws the mic on the ground, his music plays throughout the arena as he reaches back for some more of his cookies.

[lazzzym]

Randall's music then suddenly stops. The crowd begins to chant Undertaker. King Randall then gets his hand out of his cookie jar and stops munching on his cookies as he awaits Taker to come out. Taker's theme hadn’t come on and Randall looked behind him. There was no sign of the Undertaker anywhere. King Randall begins to laugh. But then all of a sudden throughout the arena everyone heard the two words they have been waiting for. Deadman Walking. As Taker's theme continued the noise of a engine from a motorbike was getting louder and louder. Then Taker came out on a white Harley Davidson motorcycle. He stopped on the stage and stared at King Randall.



Taker then begins to rev the engine and then drove down the ramp and started driving around the ring. As Taker drove around the ring it reminded people of a dog walking around someone's backyard. Taker circled the ring two times then he stopped. Taker stopped in the same place he always does then he turned the engine off and got off his bike. As Taker got into the ring King Randall dropped his jar of cookies and jumped out of the ring and then Limped over to the ramp. Taker got out of the ring and walked up to the commentators desk and grabbed a steel chair and mic. Taker threw the steel chair into the ring then got back into. Taker then put the mic to his mouth and began to speak "Randall 3/2/11 wasent the day your former tag team partner decided to viciously attacked you. It was the day King Randall's regin over the AWE ended."

As Taker said this he looked at King Randall's jar of cookies that Randall dropped and left behind when he jumped out of the ring. Taker picked up Randall's jar of cookies and then said " Randall you made this personal , you only have yourself to blame." Taker then last ride's the Randalls jar of cookies.



The jar of cookies smash at undertaker's feet. Bits of cookie goes everywhere. A bit of cookie flew out of the ring and hit Michael Cole in the face and knocked him out. Randall fell down in shock.



Taker then began to laugh "Hahahahahahahahaha"

[Cookiezone2]

What to do? What to do? As King Randall thinks, a single tear slides across his face, as he sees the crumbs of his beloved cookies fly through the air and crash onto the mat. Pacing back and forth, King Randall finally takes action, running to the ring, he slides through the ropes and towards his cookies, without even a glance up at his former tag partner the Undertaker who's in the ring besides him, Randall shoves every cookie crumb he can get his hands on into his mouth. Slowly eating crumb by crumb, the Cookie King remembers who he's in the ring with. Cautiously he moves his head to look up, and sees the sight of an angry Undertaker with a steel chair in hand. With force, the steel chair smashes against the King's back, as he quickly rolls out of the ring. As Undertaker raises the steel chair, the crowd chairs as both Taker and Randall keep a stare at each other. Falling back from the effects of the chair shot, Randall hurries to his feet, and quickly walks away like a coward, much to the crowds delight.

Later that day, leaning onto the wall for support, the Cookie King walks up to Ant's office. Without knocking or giving any notice that he's coming in, Randall opens the door and slams it shut, startling the owner of the AWE. Limping, King Randall gets to Ant's desk and slams his fists onto it, while looking right at Ant who is seated by the desk. With anger on his face, Randall leans closer to Ant, "I want you to FIRE the Undertaker! He destroyed my jar of cookies, he has destroyed my life! Even though I will get another jar, trust me, I want you to erase him from this company forever!" Waiting for an answer to his plea, Randall waits in anticipation.

[lazzzym]

Suddenly the door to Ant's office bursts open. The force from the burst breaks the door's hinges and it falls flat on the floor. King Randall turns around slowly and see's the Undertaker standing in the doorway. Taker then enters and stands infront of Randall. Ant stands up but before he can begin to shout Randall punches Taker in the side of the head. Before Ant knows it Randall and taker were punching the hell out of eachover. Randall then kicked Taker in the gut. Ant was dialing the numbers on his phone for the AWE security but before he could press the last number Randall picked it up from Ant's desk and hit Taker around the head with it. Taker fell to the floor. Randall saw the chance to run and began to limp out of Ant's office. Randall was almost at the door when something held on to his foot. Randall then turned around and started to kick Taker repeatedly until he let go. Eventually Taker let go. Randall started to limp out of Ant's office but then he stopped and had a flashback of Taker destroying his jar of cookies. Randall then turned back to Taker and then crouched next to him and started to say " You think your just gonna get away with destroying my jar of cookies." Randall then picked taker up and began to start hitting him again , then Randall was about to do the RKO on Taker but he has pushed off at the last second. Randall then got back up and Taker threw Randall over Ant's desk. Ant had ran out of his office while Taker was on the floor. Randall then got up from behind ant's desk and Taker pulled him back over. Ant has a giant photograph of Melina on one of his office walls. Taker got the picture off from the wall and as Randall got back up he smashed it over Randalls head. Randall got back up lifted the picture frame and then dropped it. Taker went to the door of Ant's office and then sprinted towards Randall but then as Taker was gonna big boot Randall in the face Randall counted and powerslammed Taker onto Ant's desk which broke in half. Randall then stood back up and limped out of Ant's office. A couple of minutes later two members from AWE security came into Ant's office. Taker got on to his knees. As one of the members went to pick Taker up , Taker grabbed him by the thorat and threw him into Ant's 50" TV. Taker then got the other AWE security member and threw him into a wall. Taker then left Ant's office and went to look for Randall.

Randall was in the parking lot. He was unlocking the door to his brand new car , The Cookie Mobile. The Cookie Mobile was the same car that he ran over Taker with. He unlocked the door and he was about to open it when someone tapped him on the back. he turned around and it was Taker but before King Randall could react Taker grabbed his head on put it through Randall's car window. Randall fell back and blood started to drip from his forehead. Taker then walked off. Randall thought it was over but then Taker came back with a lead pipe. Taker then started to smash the other windows on the Cookie mobile. Randall saw what Taker was doing and somehow got back on his feet. Taker was at the front of the car hitting the car bonnet. Randall then came up behind Taker and hit him over the back of the head. Taker then grabbed Randall and threw him into the windscreen. Randall's lifeless body rolled back down the bonnet. Taker then walked back off again and then came back with two containers full of gasoline. He started to poor one of the containers over the car. He then put the second container in the drivers seat of the Cookie Mobile. Randall started to crawl away he then stopped and turned around. Taker pulled out a lighter and threw it on to the Cookie Mobile. The Cookie Mobile exploded. Randall then shouted "Not the Coookie Mobile."

[Empire Ryder]

*Nearly a half hour after THIS chaos Jack Swagger appears in the parking lot he sees his foe the so called King Randall alive but badly damaged in front of a trashed but the fire has since been put out.*

King Randall:"Look this has to have been the WORST day of my life in the AWE What do YOU want? I powerlsammed Jericho before I can powerslam your whole Empire if I had to!" *Orton is bluffing he knows he was incredibly weakened but didn't want Jack to think he has lost his pompous attitude*

Swagger:"You may still be battling Taker but do NOT forget I am the number one contender. You see the Empire WILL crush your ministry. I mean Stone cold is a beer drinking idiot you are a cookie addict-" * At this moment he stops grabs Orton's World title off of his very shoulder and runs away to the Empire state building. His last words hurt Cookie the most of any physical pain today "Seeya Sunday King Nothing!" Orton lay a broken beaten man. Both physically and mentally a mess. He wonders how he can even survive as the World champion at Sumerslam*

[waynegcdilm000009]

wow yall put to much time into your promos lol

[AntDaGamer]

(After being stalked by Lazzymm PP is now given)