Post by Hush, it's K-Krush on Feb 24, 2011 5:49:35 GMT -5
"Do you honesty believe that I believe a single word you're saying?!" A lurking crowd was beginning to surround the source of this instant commotion as Madison Rayne, fists clinched, decided she would pick a fight with an innocent store employee. "I wasn't born yesterday! I'm anything but an idiot!" The cause of this dilemma was currently unknown as Madison continued to insist that something was ridiculously wrong with their shared situation. Holding a figure up, she darted it's attention towards a series of pictures on an adjacent wall. "You're telling me, MADISON RAYNE, the world's most talented professional athlete, the universe's most deviant diva, that SHE owns this store? That SHE has the brains to even operate and organize her OWN business?" The employee nervously nodded as Madison rolled her eyes, and continued to point at the series of pictures. "You're absolutely kidding." she begins to laugh at the idea of this mystery woman owning her own store in fairly successful mall. "I can only imagine the employee-training you must of went through. She can't even perform her own signature moves correctly, and you're trying to convince this brilliant mind," Madison points at her own head, "That she believes this business endeavor is going to be successful? Did you know that she's the only person in the wide world who can't perform a Russian Leg Sweep correctly? She's tried, but apparently hooking the leg never really came into mind. Then again, I'm sure you've already seen her absolutely atrocious acting on television. Who would have thunk that someone had the lack of raw talent to make Megan Fox look like a freaking Oscar-winning actress?"
Smirking devilishly, Madison places her hands on the employee's shoulders. "I wouldn't feel safe working here pumpkin. If I had your Andre the Giant feet, and if I wearing those hideous shoes, I would first kill myself, and then I would fill out a brand new application for an already known successful business, just for guaranteed job security." She then brings the employee towards her and gives her a loving hug, rocking back and forth jokingly. "You poor, poor, poor soul. Kelly Kelly is anything but an idol, dear. You might as well be working in the unemployment line while you're here, Kelly Kelly simply doesn't have the smarts to ever expand this -- I'm sure she thought was playful-- business venture." Madison began to hum a nursery rhyme as a watching Kelly Kelly was watching in the background, waiting for the right moment to sincerely interfere in this tender moment.