Post by Cookiezone2 on Feb 16, 2011 19:22:50 GMT -5
Still in shame of losing the AWE title, Randy Orton walks past the Team Canada Locker Room, he begins to shake his head, but then realizes on the door there is a sticky note, and on that sticky note it says 'celebration party.' After reading that, Randy begins to walk away slowly, disappointed that he didn't retain his title. Closing his fists tighter, he thinks of how bad of a week it's been, his title is gone, the Undertaker is dead, and worse of all, he is out of cookies!As he's walking away he hears a familiar voice scream from inside the locker room. "Ah si, so many cookies are over here!" Randy's eyes widen as he hears Primo shout that, this is his chance. With chef Bearer mourning over the passing of Undertaker, he hasn't made cookies, if Randy can somehow sneak into the locker room and take the cookies, he'll be fine. He knows that Edge is probably in there, and will not let him in. Thinking, wondering what to do, as he paces back and forth, he sees a box. "Maybe if I get in that box, and just walk with it over my head, they won't notice me!" With that great idea he gets in the box, and is quickly stunned at what he finds. Goldust is lying down in the box listening to Poker Face. "W-w-w-what are you doing in here!?!?" Startled, Goldust jumps into the air, "This is my locker room, after getting Poker Face, management kicked me out of my normal locker room, because they hate Lady Gaga, and I've been living in this box ever since." Randy, trying to find a response for that hears a slight mutter from someone at the celebration party, "Where's Edge?"
Shock quickly turns into happiness as Randy realizes, Edge isn't there, he can just walk in and get the cookies! "COOOOOOOKIIIEEESSSS!" Randy jumps into the air, making Goldust's box fly into the air. He repeatedly scream 'cookies' as he kicks open the closed door. Randy runs through the crowd, heading straight for the cookies. Primo, who is by the cookies, turns around to see him running at him. "AHHH, I didn't jump you amigo, spare me!" Pushing Primo to the side, Randy digs into the cookies. Primo just spilled soda on his tuxedo thanks to Randy. Watching from the side is the Straight Edge Savior CM Punk, "Randy, don't spill the soda, spill the alcohol you cookie orgasming son of a b*tch!" Completely ignoring Punk, Randy continues to eat his cookies. Frustrated, Punk takes matters into his own hands, he grabs every alcoholic drink he can find and carries them outside. There is no trash can in sight, where should Punk put the alcohol. Somewhere that no one can find it. He looks left and right and finally spots a random box on the ground. Without looking in the box, Punk stuff all the alcohol he has underneath it.
Observing the scene, Punk begins to laugh at every pathetic person, looking for their dear alcohol. Laughing as hard as he ever has, Punk just waits until someone new steps through that door so they can also search for the missing drinks. Sitting down on a chair close to the door, he waits patiently for someone to enter. All of a sudden, the door bursts open, making Punk jump back. Out comes a drunk Goldust, carrying the empty Vodka bottles with him. "He-e-ey, put on some Poker Face... ahh." Goldust starts limping dizzily around the place, as he bumps into CM Punk. "Hey CP Munk, your nuts are amazing, straight edge chipmunks are awesome." Giggling, Goldust falls on to Punk, instead of catching him, Punk just lets him fall onto the ground. Slowly backing away, Punk begins to wonder what he has done. "Uhh, Randy, Primo, get your love child off the floor." After screaming that, he begins to feel something scratching up his leg, Goldust was still trying to get to him. "Nexus, HELP ME!" CM Punk runs away, and sits down at the far corner of the locker room. Rocking back and forth with his eyes wide, Punk believes that he is scared for life. Goldust still on the floor, Primo trying to get his suit clean, Randy still eating his cookies, and now Punk left in shock after being violated... this is one weird party.
Shock quickly turns into happiness as Randy realizes, Edge isn't there, he can just walk in and get the cookies! "COOOOOOOKIIIEEESSSS!" Randy jumps into the air, making Goldust's box fly into the air. He repeatedly scream 'cookies' as he kicks open the closed door. Randy runs through the crowd, heading straight for the cookies. Primo, who is by the cookies, turns around to see him running at him. "AHHH, I didn't jump you amigo, spare me!" Pushing Primo to the side, Randy digs into the cookies. Primo just spilled soda on his tuxedo thanks to Randy. Watching from the side is the Straight Edge Savior CM Punk, "Randy, don't spill the soda, spill the alcohol you cookie orgasming son of a b*tch!" Completely ignoring Punk, Randy continues to eat his cookies. Frustrated, Punk takes matters into his own hands, he grabs every alcoholic drink he can find and carries them outside. There is no trash can in sight, where should Punk put the alcohol. Somewhere that no one can find it. He looks left and right and finally spots a random box on the ground. Without looking in the box, Punk stuff all the alcohol he has underneath it.
Observing the scene, Punk begins to laugh at every pathetic person, looking for their dear alcohol. Laughing as hard as he ever has, Punk just waits until someone new steps through that door so they can also search for the missing drinks. Sitting down on a chair close to the door, he waits patiently for someone to enter. All of a sudden, the door bursts open, making Punk jump back. Out comes a drunk Goldust, carrying the empty Vodka bottles with him. "He-e-ey, put on some Poker Face... ahh." Goldust starts limping dizzily around the place, as he bumps into CM Punk. "Hey CP Munk, your nuts are amazing, straight edge chipmunks are awesome." Giggling, Goldust falls on to Punk, instead of catching him, Punk just lets him fall onto the ground. Slowly backing away, Punk begins to wonder what he has done. "Uhh, Randy, Primo, get your love child off the floor." After screaming that, he begins to feel something scratching up his leg, Goldust was still trying to get to him. "Nexus, HELP ME!" CM Punk runs away, and sits down at the far corner of the locker room. Rocking back and forth with his eyes wide, Punk believes that he is scared for life. Goldust still on the floor, Primo trying to get his suit clean, Randy still eating his cookies, and now Punk left in shock after being violated... this is one weird party.
