Post by Cookiezone2 on Feb 5, 2011 3:22:37 GMT -5
A video plays on everyones TV set, a mysterious coated man walking in the rain, up towards a shack while thunder and lightning goes off left and right. As the man turns around, he throws his coat off to reveal it's none other that the United States champion Primo! Why is he in a broken down shack you may ask? That just happens to be the set of the world renown Primo's Promos show! Official Primo's Promos announcer, Ted Williams is heard introducing Primo, "Tonight on Primo's Promos, special guest Randy Orton, and Ezekiel Jackson are here! And now, more dangerous than an Orton Powerslam, it's...... PPPRRRRRIIIIIMMMMOOOOOO!" Primo, wearing an over $9000 suit, runs out from behind the curtain to the thunderous applause from one person in the studio audience! "Hola, I'm your United States champion Primo... but you already knew that!" Primo tries to wink but fails by closing both eyes.
Primo has not to worry about that fail, because no one watches his show anyway! "Now please join me in introducing my first guest, all he does is kick out of pins, pins, pins no matter what, Ezekiel Jackson!" Zeke walks out to a standing ovation from Primo. As both go to sit in the interview chairs.
As they finally get in position, Primo starts the interview, "So, Gordo Zeke, what title are you going after, and is there anyone you want to challenge to a match?" After a while of staring at Primo with the Stare o' Doom, Zeke speaks up, "You know Primo, I want to go for the IC Championship. I know what every one is saying why not the WHC, its because sometimes you have to start small. As for the person that I want to face it's Chris Hero we had some great matches and I would like to finish it with one last until we cross paths." After that, Primo asks a very serious question that is on everyones mind, "Do you think AWE should ban chair shots to the head?" As Primo says this, dramatic music blares through the studio, making Zeke wonder what's going on. "Uhm..uh, no I don't think chair shots to the head should be banned I like them, I like pain thats why I always win." "No matter what!" Primo tries to wink again and fails as the dramatic music is replaced by 'Like a Virgin' by Madonna.
"And the final question Mr. Jackson, after the Ministry interrupted your match against Wade Barrett, do you plan on having a match against a Ministry member, or not?" "You know I have no problem with the Ministry but if they get in my match one more time we will have a problem if you wanted me in the group all you had to do was ask." They stand up as the interview with Big Zeke is done. "Thank you for being on the show Zeke" Ezekiel walks away as Ted Williams announces the next guest, the AWE Champion, Randy Orton.
Randy begins to make his way to the seat, but before he could he is jumped by some guy. As they all struggle to break up the fight, everyone realizes who it is, "ABRAHAM WASHINGTON!?!" "ABRAHAM WASHINGTON!?!" Primo and Orton scream at the same time. "Yes it's me, you screwed me out of my show Primo!?!? And now I shall kill you all!" Abraham pulls out a grenade and throws it at them, but Orton catches the grenade and powerslams it through the table! Abe grabs out a machine gun this time, but is met by Ezekiel Jackson, who picks him and throws him through the window... of a third story building! "ALL I DO IS WIN MOTHAF*CKA!" Zeke walks to the back humming the rest of his former theme. But Orton and Primo realize that the combination of a grenade and an Orton powerslam breaks the space-time continuum and sends them back to AWE headquarters!
