Maryse Oh Please!

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As Maryse and Gail were in the ring, they were not aware of who was watching them backstage on a monitor, and not pleased about the current situation with Maryse being champion. Cameras show a laughing Michelle McCool talking on the phone to someone but who, "OMG how could someone lose to Maryse." "Girl, I couldn't believe she actually won that match last week, you know if you or I was in that match we would've won it!" Michelle then spots the cameraman and suddenly says, "alright I'll talk to you later babe, FLAWLESS," and she hangs up her cell phone. Then as she was about to say something, she looks up at something, and whatever she spotted has made her break up into a smile.

So, the camera angle turned towards the source and it was nobody but The Miz shown, seemingly talking to one of the crew members of the AWE production team. Miz can be heard saying to the guy, "one of these days, I'm gonna be a champion and when that happens, you're gonna see Maryse on my arm!" After he says that, Michelle is heard laughing at him and she's seen slowly walking towards him in a confident manner and as she finally reaches him. ""Really Miz, REALLY," Michelle says in Miz's face and continues, "your little crush on Maryse the Geese is pretty pathetic!" "Wait, what am I saying, you actually might have a shot at her, considering you're both losers at heart."

"You know what Michelle, it's pretty obvious that you're just jealous of Maryse because you'll never be as beautiful and talented as she is!" Miz says to Michelle, smiling in the diva's face and he continues, "she's the champion and you're not, boo hoo hoo, go join Orton and eat a cookie!" " You're never gonna be champion again, not while Maryse is champion," Michelle is seething at these words Miz just said to her. "I'm not afraid of anybody and to prove it, i'll give that little frenchie an oppotunity to face the greatest Diva of all time a match on the next RAW." "I'll prove to those idiots out there in the crowd that Maryse is nothing more than a paper champion and that Michelle McCool is simply

FLAWLESS

[Hush, it's K-Krush]

A paper airplane then flies into the scene, doing a complete mid-air loop before the point of the plane collides squarely on Michelle McCool's forehead, making the plane and all of it's paper passengers fall to an untimely death. The camera catches Michelle McCool's facial expression before changing direction to where the plane actually came from: your current AWE Divas Champion Maryse, fresh off a little confrontation with the fap-obsessed Gail Kim (who she was never, ever going to touch, ever) and the newly crowned AWE Light Heavyweight Champion, Christian, who was an expert at paper airplane making and throwing.

Laughing, Maryse enters the scene, only catching the last tid-bits of Michelle's conversation with The Miz. "You're flawless? Obviously your fashion sense isn't. Look at you! Vous pourriez tout aussi bien porter un sac à ordures!" Maryse and Christian then laugh simultaneously before they both stop and give serious faces to both Miz and Michelle McCool, Maryse ending their laughing manner with her signature hand taunt. "If anyone is flawless, it's Team Canada. Look at our shoulders, and what do you see? Gold. Flawless gold. Something both of you simply do not have."

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Not only is Christian a licensed captain of charisma but also a captain of fine craftsmanship. Seeing his beautiful piece of work collide into the face of McCool, and her expression she bestowed saddened the Team Canada member but this was not going to bring Christian down!

Christian smiling while looking at both McCool and the Miz, then taking a quick glimpse at his Light Heavy Weight Championship. "The Flawless Canadians! Now doesn't that sound AWESOME! Nerd Miz and UN-flawless McCool, when was the last time you guys actually mattered. Riding Triple H's coattail did not really help since he had his whole mental break down after being stomped by The Ministry Taker. I mean after that, Miz you've just been sitting in the back, collecting dust like a Jennetty should. Oh hey McCool how many Hefty Coupons did you save for that dress?"Christian gloats as he looks at his title and thinks of Maryse's and his own career taking a sudden turn since Edge's new run at a singles career.

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"You hear something Michelle, I swear I hear something, oh wait look who it is; the groupie of a groupie of a vampire, and his little title that really doesn't matter." "Christian, if you think your words hurt me or phase me, your as dead wrong as you thinking you actually matter to anybody, even Edge left you behind!" Miz says to Christian in his face and Michelle looks at Maryse and says, "you look more pathetic with that title in person than you do on tv, I'm gonna have to take back my title a little sooner than I thought!" "The way I see it you're nothing but a fake little Playboy bunny in a real woman's world, the fact that you won that title shows that there's only a few dominant Divas in the AWE and it's not the ones who lost to you." "So why don't we just have ourselves a match, The Miz and I vs you and The Groupie of Groupies Christian, and when we win that match. You'll know why I'm simply

FLAWLESS

and while she backs away towards the hallway, Miz turns from Christain, looking as if he was leaving as well, but stops and turns around and says

AWESOME