Post by Cookiezone2 on Jan 8, 2011 1:56:45 GMT -5
Primo is ready to open the doors to his new talk show, and he has already run David Letterman, Jay Leno, Conan O'Brian, and Jimmy Fallon out of business before his show even started. That takes epic skillz!
As the show begins to start, the building fills up, with two people coming to see Primo's show, I'm sure the rest just got lost somewhere. As the time starts to tick down for when the show starts, Primo gets more and more nervous, as he is now sweating in his tuxedo. The time has come, and Primo hops through the show curtain as one of the two people in attendance says, without much effort, "...yay." Primo walks up to the stage and grabs a microphone. "Hello everyone, glad to see you two could make it! We have an excellent show set up, my good amigo, Goldust will be here. It seems like George Clooney couldn't make it, but the show should be good non-the-less. Well, here's a joke to get you guys rilled up, okay so a termite walks into a bar room and asks, 'Is the bar tender here?' " Primo starts giggling, but he gets no response from the crowd. "Anyway, lets just send out are guest, lady and gentleman, here's Goldust!" Goldust comes walking out to the couch.
"Hello Primo, I see both your fans are in attendance, and I think this would be the perfect time to make my big announcement. I am-" "SON OF A BI-" Randy Orton comes down and starts attacking Goldust. "Randy, Randy what are you doing!?!?" After stopping to beat down Goldust, Randy takes something from Goldust's tuxedo and shows it to Primo. "The gold bastard stole my cookie, YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK CHEF BEARER TO MAKE THESE!?!?" After a bit of confusion, Primo answers back. "But-but he's our friend!" "So? He has a memory span of 30 seconds, he'll forget all about this in 5 seconds." After 5 seconds Goldust stands right back up and gives both Randy and Primo a hug. "Hey guys, I haven't seen you, in like... forever!"
As Randy eats his cookie, chef Paul Bearer runs out with his Hello Kitty apron on and is holding a tray of cookies. "I've got cookies!" Before Randy can eat one, one of the two fans jumps up and steals the cookies, Randy runs after this fan and turns him over to reveal that the fan was in fact CM Punk. "Oh what, are you surprised I wasn't noticed Randy, Goldust is an idiot, and Primo can't tell the difference between Great Khali and the blue Power Ranger. The reason I'm taking these cookies, are because you have a problem, all of you do, but I can save you! Please raise your right han-" "Sorry Punk, but it is now time for our musical guest, Justin Bieber!" Bieber walks out but as he passes Orton, Randy RKO's him and punts him in the skull. JR and Michael Cole see this happen, "BAH GAWD LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!" "VINTAGE ORTON!" As Biebers body lies on the floor, everybody waits for the medics to come help him, but then they remember, no one gives enough of a shit about Bieber to save his life.
"Oohhhh Baby..." "Shut up Primo, Randy you can have these cookies now, but one day, I will save you, I will save all of you!" Punk walks away with Bieber's blood on his hands. "We still need a musical guest, if there is no music we will be trapped in Talk Show Hell, forever!" After a while of thinking, Goldust gets an idea, "We can be a band! I mean we have more talent then this little chipmunk" Goldust points to Bieber's dead body. "That just might work! Let's do it!" They sing a rendition of Poker Face, which the one fan in attendance tapes, and would later sell, and would become the best selling song ever. As they play, they are teleported back to Randy's locker room. "How did we get here? Doesn't matter. Wait, what happened to CM Punk and Paul Bearer?" An awkward silence falls upon them. "Oh shit." Whatever, we'll get them tomorrow, get out of my locker room!" Goldust and Primo leave the room as Goldust turns to his side to see Primo. "PRIMO! I haven't sen you in like, forever!"
As the show begins to start, the building fills up, with two people coming to see Primo's show, I'm sure the rest just got lost somewhere. As the time starts to tick down for when the show starts, Primo gets more and more nervous, as he is now sweating in his tuxedo. The time has come, and Primo hops through the show curtain as one of the two people in attendance says, without much effort, "...yay." Primo walks up to the stage and grabs a microphone. "Hello everyone, glad to see you two could make it! We have an excellent show set up, my good amigo, Goldust will be here. It seems like George Clooney couldn't make it, but the show should be good non-the-less. Well, here's a joke to get you guys rilled up, okay so a termite walks into a bar room and asks, 'Is the bar tender here?' " Primo starts giggling, but he gets no response from the crowd. "Anyway, lets just send out are guest, lady and gentleman, here's Goldust!" Goldust comes walking out to the couch.
"Hello Primo, I see both your fans are in attendance, and I think this would be the perfect time to make my big announcement. I am-" "SON OF A BI-" Randy Orton comes down and starts attacking Goldust. "Randy, Randy what are you doing!?!?" After stopping to beat down Goldust, Randy takes something from Goldust's tuxedo and shows it to Primo. "The gold bastard stole my cookie, YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK CHEF BEARER TO MAKE THESE!?!?" After a bit of confusion, Primo answers back. "But-but he's our friend!" "So? He has a memory span of 30 seconds, he'll forget all about this in 5 seconds." After 5 seconds Goldust stands right back up and gives both Randy and Primo a hug. "Hey guys, I haven't seen you, in like... forever!"
As Randy eats his cookie, chef Paul Bearer runs out with his Hello Kitty apron on and is holding a tray of cookies. "I've got cookies!" Before Randy can eat one, one of the two fans jumps up and steals the cookies, Randy runs after this fan and turns him over to reveal that the fan was in fact CM Punk. "Oh what, are you surprised I wasn't noticed Randy, Goldust is an idiot, and Primo can't tell the difference between Great Khali and the blue Power Ranger. The reason I'm taking these cookies, are because you have a problem, all of you do, but I can save you! Please raise your right han-" "Sorry Punk, but it is now time for our musical guest, Justin Bieber!" Bieber walks out but as he passes Orton, Randy RKO's him and punts him in the skull. JR and Michael Cole see this happen, "BAH GAWD LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!" "VINTAGE ORTON!" As Biebers body lies on the floor, everybody waits for the medics to come help him, but then they remember, no one gives enough of a shit about Bieber to save his life.
"Oohhhh Baby..." "Shut up Primo, Randy you can have these cookies now, but one day, I will save you, I will save all of you!" Punk walks away with Bieber's blood on his hands. "We still need a musical guest, if there is no music we will be trapped in Talk Show Hell, forever!" After a while of thinking, Goldust gets an idea, "We can be a band! I mean we have more talent then this little chipmunk" Goldust points to Bieber's dead body. "That just might work! Let's do it!" They sing a rendition of Poker Face, which the one fan in attendance tapes, and would later sell, and would become the best selling song ever. As they play, they are teleported back to Randy's locker room. "How did we get here? Doesn't matter. Wait, what happened to CM Punk and Paul Bearer?" An awkward silence falls upon them. "Oh shit." Whatever, we'll get them tomorrow, get out of my locker room!" Goldust and Primo leave the room as Goldust turns to his side to see Primo. "PRIMO! I haven't sen you in like, forever!"
