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Post by Cookiezone2 on Oct 31, 2010 17:31:35 GMT -5
Goldust grabs a mic, "Yoshi, I challenge you to a match on Superstars this Wednesday."
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Post by Hush, it's K-Krush on Oct 31, 2010 17:59:25 GMT -5
In what Yoshi assumed was going to be any average trip to the men's bathroom turned dire as Goldust entered the fray...with a microphone, and a camera crew behind him. Curse a man for wanting to do his personal business, but Goldust apparently REALLY wanted a match against Yoshi Tatsu, and it didn't matter where he found him. Still facing the stall, Yoshi turns his head towards his new audience and becomes as red as a cute strawberry. "WHAT THE HECK MAN!?" he screams as he quickly tries to get his business done. Apparently his bladder decided to be a camel's, and no matter how fast it flowed, his pee didn't have any means of stopping. Now getting nervous (who wouldn't) Yoshi begins to urge his pee forth. "Come on, come on, come on, come on."
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Post by Cookiezone2 on Oct 31, 2010 18:51:00 GMT -5
Goldust watches as Yoshi tries to finish up in the bathroom as quick as possible. He gets the feeling that Tatsu is very uncomfortable, in an attempt to make him more comfortable, Goldust unzips his pants and uses the stall next to Yoshi's. "So... how about that MA-A-A-A-A-A-ATCH?" Goldust moves left and right quickly, in a motion looking like he's having a seizure while saying 'match.'
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Post by Hush, it's K-Krush on Nov 1, 2010 0:40:07 GMT -5
Unfortunately, Goldust's efforts to ease the uneasiness in the situation didn't bode well for our young AWWE Superstar. Why did this bathroom have to have more than just one bathroom stall? Why did Yoshi chose the middle one? Why was Goldust so adamant about having a match against Yoshi Tatsu when he just beat Bret Hart cleanly?! Did the AWWE camera crew REALLY have to be here? Is there no code of ethics? So many questions, but only so many answers.
Mentally banging himself in the head, Yoshi Tatsu was doing his damnedest to avoid looking in Goldust's direction, but now Goldust was seemingly pleasuring himself in the stall next to him! How could one not peer in such a direction? Peering away, he tries to focus on the handle of the empty stall to his opposite side, but even that couldn't ease the curiosity of the insanity happening next to him. Now looking skyward, he forcibly closes his eyes, "Just pretend he's not there." he thinks to himself (of course in his native Japanese), but that wasn't working either, Goldust just wouldn't stop shifting back and forth.
Yoshi Tatsu had lost.
Opening his eyes, he could do nothing but witness this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. He didn't know what to say. What he had imagined in his head was actually happening next to him. Stunned, Yoshi was lost for words. "Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-wha..."
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Post by Cookiezone2 on Nov 1, 2010 14:50:57 GMT -5
As Goldust watches Yoshi closely, he sees Yoshi look back at him. Yoshi starts stuttering, and in an attempt to get him to stop, Goldust puts both his hands on Yoshi's shoulders. As he begins to move his hands slowly up and down Yoshi's arms, he leans in closer to Tatsu, "Well Yoshi, what do you say, me and you, one on one on Superstars! And I will personally make sure you never forget the name of...." Goldust inhales "Goldust!" He exhales right in front of Yoshi, while he keeps his grasp on his shoulders.
Hoping that he has succeeded in calming down Yoshi, Goldust looks straight into his eyes, waiting for an answer.
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Post by Hush, it's K-Krush on Nov 2, 2010 3:11:24 GMT -5
As if someone pleasuring themselves in the stall wasn't enough, but now Goldust felt the need to touch Yoshi Tatsu afterward, and even more-so, Yoshi Tatsu was still trying to take care of his (no longer) personal business. The moment Goldust touched his shoulders, and then proceeded to rub his arms afterward, Yoshi got immediate goosebumps. He's heard stories of Goldust being a creepy person, but he never imagined he would be this creepy. What kind of man touches another man in the bathroom when both their flies are open? Someone who loves the color gold and saying his name while inhaling: Goldust.
The moment Goldust finished repeating his name, Yoshi Tatsu had finally finished hugging his stall. However, he would feel no sense of relief, because Goldust's grip on his shoulders wouldn't go away as he turned around to face the sink, any sight of it being hidden by Goldust's golden jumpsuit. Their eyes now met, and it was hardly the feeling of meeting one's soul's mate for the first time in the university courtyard. In fact, it was quite the opposite. Trying to shrug off Goldust's grip was a failure, Yoshi couldn't believe the strength of Goldy's grip, it was amazing.
All Yoshi wanted to do was wash his hands, his shoulders, and arms...he might as well take a shower, but there was no telling what lengths Goldust would go to get his match. Hoping nodding his head would back Goldust off, Yoshi could do nothing but accept the offer. "Yes." His voice sounded defeated, as if he had just lost the Super Bowl.
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Post by AntDaGamer on Nov 5, 2010 14:01:07 GMT -5
( Your opener to this promo was kind of against the rules but it got better as the promo went on so I'm gonna allow this match. Goldus vs Yoshi is official)
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Post by Cookiezone2 on Nov 5, 2010 15:36:33 GMT -5
Yeah, I started this thread before the rules were posted, but thank you ;D
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